I graduated law school nine months pregnant and didn't take a job. — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
Eleven months off, I don't like that. It makes you get out of shape. — Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira Copy Share Image
After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month! — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I was bed-ridden for months because of a slipped-disc. I had no choice. — Zayed Khan Copy Share Image
What would I do if I knew I only had six months to live? Type faster. — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
Two months ago my mother died. She made, as the expression goes, a good death. — Larry Watson Copy Share Image
I got Twitter like two months ago, checked it out a bit more, and I concluded the only thing Twitter I'm interested… — Evan Goldberg Copy Share Image
I never had a month or so go by where I haven't had a job, but you always worry that someone will… — Dean Norris Copy Share Image
After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
Art doesn't feed me or fill the void when I am not working. If I haven't worked for six months, I can't… — Rod Taylor Copy Share Image
I'm proud to have served there for 12 months with Alpha Company of the 39th Infantry. — Wes Studi Copy Share Image
Especially during the first nine months, there was so much going on with trying to hire 55 people to run the city,… — John Hickenlooper Copy Share Image
I've been trained in dancing and I used to be quite good, though I am a bit rusty right now. But I… — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
Croquet is tough. People play for months because the rules are so bizarre. Those crazy English. — Jane Kaczmarek Copy Share Image
Bill Clinton has a brand new book coming out in a few months and the Democrats are worried that the Clinton book… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I would not be gotten into a schoolhouse until I was eight years old. Nor did I accomplish much after I started.… — Sam Houston Copy Share Image
The trap is when you start to pay attention to that stuff and care, because in six months, they're going to be… — Ellen Pompeo Copy Share Image
To be diagnosed was the hardest thing because I didn't know what they were talking about... And the doctor said, Don't worry,… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
It's such a paradox for them to say, "Oh, my God, I've thrown away my life," and continue to do that for… — Patch Adams Copy Share Image
I learned to knit in 2002, six months after my 5-year-old daughter, Grace, died suddenly from a virulent form of strep. I… — Ann Hood Copy Share Image
All the students have shown more advance in two months of summer study than they have in a year of ordinary instruction,… — Howard Pyle Copy Share Image
The accent got lost somewhere along the way. I'm a little embarrassed about it. When I arrived in LA I assumed I'd… — Martin Henderson Copy Share Image
I thought about all of the things that everyone ever says to each other, and how everyone is going to die, whether… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
In an attempt to help me move on from my failed marriage, my mom set me up with Jesus Freak. In fact,… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
A beautiful woman risking everything for a mad passion. A few wild weeks of happiness cut short by a hideous, treacherous crime.… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
The debt settlement company will direct you to stop paying your creditor and instead send the money directly to them each month.… — Jean Chatzky Copy Share Image
It's a huge assortment that we have under our roof and I don't know, it's just managing a taste level and execution… — Sophia Amoruso Copy Share Image
[Pope Francis] continued to focus on migrants. He visited the Greek island of Lesbos, which was the front line of the European… — Sylvia Poggioli Copy Share Image
It is worth repeating at this point the theories that Ford had come up with, on his first encounter with human beings,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Then there were the shabti, magical figurines that were supposed to come to life when summoned. A few months ago, I’d fallen… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list? — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
My parents came to visit every two months and brought plenty of books. — Mathias Rust Copy Share Image
One impossible day, of an impossible month, of an impossible year. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
My normal cycle for movies is eighteen months and each part is separate. — M. Night Shyamalan Copy Share Image
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