I don't want my Patronus to be a monkey! Even though that's totally what it is. — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
We are the naked monkey that went to the moon. People seem to forget that. — Jason Silva Copy Share Image
Sweetness! World needs sweetness! It needs a sweet child, a sweet dolphin, a sweet monkey; it needs sweet people to soften the… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
My Master of Arts degree means nothing at all to these monkeys and I have come to share their indifference. — Charles Portis Copy Share Image
If you give people peanuts, you get monkeys. So if you want good people that are highly qualified, make the amount of… — Lindsay Fox Copy Share Image
Now run along and play, but don't get into trouble. George promised to be good. But it is easy for little monkeys… — H. A. Rey Copy Share Image
In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading… — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
If you understand why a monkey in a family is always mocked and harassed, you understand why monks are rejected by all--both… — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
I don't have time for lie-on-the-beach vacations. I'm a zoo person. There's one in New Jersey where animals actually come up to… — Missy Elliot Copy Share Image
There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with… — Ian Hart Copy Share Image
“Why should you think it so strange that in some countries there are monkeys which insinuates themselves into the good graces of… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
Do you want your blood to stay where it is sochar-lar?" Tavi lifted both eyebrows at the unfamiliar word, and glanced at… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Everything in the universe is everything else. A man is a killer is a saint is a monkey is a cockroach is… — Craig Clevenger Copy Share Image
“Paint your Easter egg any color you want—we were accidents of evolution. We are a combination of aberrant cell growth, electrical synapse… — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
Sea-Monkeys are hybrid brine shrimp and the brainchild of the mail-order entrepreneur Harold von Braunhut in 1957. When their crystallized eggs are… — Brendan I. Koerner Copy Share Image
If I was to really get at the burr in my saddle, it's not politics - and this is, I think, probably… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I believe that the totemic image for the future is the octopus. This is because the squids and octopi have perfected a… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
Some determined advocates of the vegetable system maintain, that the teeth and stomach of the monkey correspond, in structure, very closely with… — Sarah Josepha Hale Copy Share Image
Many centuries ago, Oriental thinkers recognized that the mind is a constant mover and that it is next to impossible to stop… — Ervin Seale Copy Share Image
Nor do I think we came from monkeys, by the wayThat's another piece of garbage. What the hell's it based on? We… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Then, of course, through the umbilical link we all tumble backwards down the spiralling DNA staircase to one common ancestor in Africa,… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
If I found myself alone on planet Earth, no other humans, I would have sex with a monkey in like two minutes.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
We are bored in the city, there is no longer any Temple of the Sun. Between the legs of the women walking… — Ivan Chtcheglov Copy Share Image
Millions and millions of exuberant monkeys are creating an endless digital forest of mediocrity. — Andrew Keen Copy Share Image
I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out… — Angie Stone Copy Share Image
“We must protect them (animals) and this land. If the animals die, this land dies. If this land dies, we die.” — Diane van der Westhuizen Copy Share Image
“People talk too much, humans aren't descended from monkeys, they're descended from parrots.” — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
I furnished the body that was needed to sit in the defendant's chair.[Explaining his role in the Scopes Monkey Trial.] — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.” Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but it’s not “In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
The always-connected culture isn't as much a contributor as Grace might think. The nervous mind, the monkey mind, will create its own… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
In Mozambique, the story goes, monkeys do not talk, because they know if they utter even a single word some man will… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the… — Finley Peter Dunne Copy Share Image