A misfit like me getting anywhere in Hollywood as I somehow have, seemed, certainly at the time of 'Spanking The Monkey,' kind… — Jeremy Davies Copy Share Image
Frank's audience doesn't care if a girl singer, a comic or an organ grinder with a monkey opens the show. They are… — Nancy Sinatra Copy Share Image
I see a clear breach of ahimsa even in driving away monkeys; the breach would be proportionately greater if they have to… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
“It’s your call, but just because you got three monkeys off your back doesn’t mean the simians have left the island.” — Charles Locks Copy Share Image
Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 gibberish. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You" — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
You can look at a monkey and see that there is more than a five percent difference in DNA. — Bob Enyart Copy Share Image
Instead of holding on to the Biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we come to realize that… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
It can be argued that man's instinct to gamble is the only reason he is still not a monkey up in the… — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
“As he began to drift again Jean was never sure whether he saw or did not see, a troupe of monkeys clad… — Craig Herbertson Copy Share Image
I wish I could convey the perfection of a seal slipping into water or a spider monkey swinging from point to point… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
So…that’s like your pet monkey?” – Nick (The tiny horse snorted flames and whinnied at him.) “Easy, girl. You’d do well to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Your mind makes you dance like a monkey all the time... Now you have to become stronger; you have to make the… — Swami Muktananda Copy Share Image
People said that he was very nice, but I confess that his utter grotesqueness made me uneasy; perhaps in the same way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
My yoga practice, I do it because when I get on my mat, I know I'm going to be transformed. I know… — Michael Franti Copy Share Image
Nature exists for man no more than she does for monkeys, and is as regardless of his life or pleasure or success… — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
And you, my best friend on earth, my soul sister who shares Chunky Monkey scoops and beefcake e-mails at the drop of… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I am for that thing in your genome that demands it. I am for that thing which keeps you animals alive. I… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
In times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings--artists, scientists, clowns and philosophers--to create… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I am burdened with what the Buddhists call the monkey mind. The thoughts that swing from limb to limb, stopping only to… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think that the only effective and productive method of destroying speciesism would be for each uncaring human to be forced… — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
He was having more fun than a barrelful of monkeys.* *Several years earlier Spider had actually been tremendously disappointed by a barrelful… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
If you think communism is too hard a word - necessitates for government to be your god. And for government to be… — Rafael Cruz Copy Share Image
Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the… — Charlotte Perkins Gilman Copy Share Image
"Softly, softly, catchee monkey," is the West African rendering of a very valuable precept. An awful lot of men fail through lack… — Robert Baden-Powell Copy Share Image
Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys? — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
"Face the brutes." That is a lesson for all life-face the terrible, face it boldly. Like the monkeys, the hardships of life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Poetry, it is often said and loudly so, is life's true mirror. But a monkey looking into a work of literature looks… — Franz Grillparzer Copy Share Image
Snakes and monkeys are subjected to the demon more than other animals. Satan lives in them and possesses them. He uses them… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
I don't mind if, according to the Law of Evolution, my grand grand grand etc. father is a monkey,but I do mind… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on… — Margot Kidder Copy Share Image
Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right? — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one… — Burton Malkiel Copy Share Image
The fact that ACPI was designed by a group of monkeys high on LSD, and is some of the worst designs in… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
I have a very public love for orangutans. I have three stuffed animals I bring everywhere, and they're all monkeys. — Sophie Thatcher Copy Share Image
My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The work on [polio] prevention was long delayed by... misleading experimental models of the disease in monkeys — Albert Sabin Copy Share Image
Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image