What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
One dies only if he's not anymore in the hearts and minds of those who know him. - Monkey D. Luffy — Eiichiro Oda Copy Share Image
Don't stop doing what you love. Don't let your future be ruined by a bunch of loony sand monkeys. — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
If you look at the monkeys, you can learn many things about the men; if you look at the men, you can… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Life could not be entirely devoted to debauchery and monkeys. Magnus had to finance all the drinking somehow. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will the result of my action be a blessing… — Alfred Armand Montapert Copy Share Image
Like in the zoo, you will always find lots of monkeys but very few lions. -Nabil N. Jamal — Nabil Jamal Copy Share Image
Never believe that body is permanent. Body is like a water bubble. Mind is like a mad monkey. — Sathya Sai Baba Copy Share Image
Everybody knows that fanaticism is religion caricatured; bears, indeed, about the same relation to it that a monkey bears to a man;… — Edwin Percy Whipple Copy Share Image
I’m stuck babysitting turtle eggs while a volleyball player slash grease monkey slash aquarium volunteer tries to hit on me.” I’m not… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Pardon me, but we did not have the time to exchange that kind of personal information," Magnus said. "I could not have… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
We spend our lives guessing at what's going on inside everybody else, and when we happen to get lucky and guess right,… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Professional wrestling has moved so far to the athleticism side and people are overly indulging in the stunt monkeys, but that's why… — Matt Hardy Copy Share Image
Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks, a gang of vicious monkeys jerking off in a zoo cage... more… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
The full moon rises. The fog clings to the lowest branches of the spruce trees. The man steps out of the darkest… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
Our ancestors were very rich and eminent people, and they left us an enormous inheritance, which we have completely forgotten, especially since… — P.D. Ouspensky Copy Share Image
I have my own world that nobody else can see that has colorful monkeys, spotted giraffes, talking cookies and walls, dogs that… — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I think probably the scariest thing, as weird as it sounds, was 'The Wizard of Oz' and the flying monkeys with the… — Rob Zombie Copy Share Image
“But no sooner had he walked to the city wall than the monkeys pulled him back, telling him that he did not… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
In Africa, you know, if you're poor, at least you can go to the forest and share some mangoes with the gorillas… — Emmanuel Jal Copy Share Image
“Oh, dear God, you don't actually have a brain, do you, it's more a filigreed spiderweb, with little chambers in it where… — Glen David Gold Copy Share Image
People might say, What's so great about the Arctic Monkeys? I've never even seen them. Well, you've never seen God either. You're… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind of monkey he… — Loren Eiseley Copy Share Image
The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task… — Daniel H. Pink Copy Share Image
Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared… — Reynolds Price Copy Share Image
I dream of living off the land completely - in vain, because the monkeys eat everything. — Mira Nair Copy Share Image
I'm such a dude. I'm just like, 'All right, I have to get up in my monkey suit.' I'd rather be in… — Matthew Morrison Copy Share Image
On one tour, I was collecting stories about pet monkeys. You'd be surprised how many people have stories about monkeys. The problem… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'm glad I've given up drugs and alcohol. It would be awful to be like Keith Richards. He's pathetic. It's like a… — Elton John Copy Share Image
I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the… — Randy Savage Copy Share Image
I really like the Caribbean. Anyplace in the Caribbean. I get there, and I feel like a monkey - the perfect state. — Penelope Cruz Copy Share Image
...claiming my right to follow whethersoever science should lead... it is as respectable to be modified monkey as modified dirt. — Thomas Huxley Copy Share Image
Somebody must take a chance. There are monkeys who became men, and the monkeys who didn't are still jumping around in trees… — Lincoln Steffens Copy Share Image
The practice of meditation is represented by the three monkeys, who cover their eyes, ears and mouths so as to avoid the… — Wei Wu Wei Copy Share Image
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn't make any sense… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
I rather wonder what I am doing here. I enjoy city life, you know. The glittering lights, the constant companionship, the liquid… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
