The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum. — Arthur Eddington Copy Share Image
Yeah, dolphins and monkeys basically could play chess together. Those are brilliant animals. — Perry DeAngelis Copy Share Image
As is often the case with children, the rule of 'monkey see, monkey do' plays out in the workplace. It's hard to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I’ve never met anyone who had a monkey for a friend before. (Maggie) I don’t know. I think those two guys you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
A great deal of my mail comes from fans of the 'Oz' picture - fans of all ages. The scholarly, the curious,… — Margaret Hamilton Copy Share Image
The show business has all phases and grades of dignity, from the exhibition of a monkey to the exposition of that highest… — P. T. Barnum Copy Share Image
My most heartfelt thank you goes to Impact Future Media and Cartoon Monkey Studio. Their dedication to the truth is very uncommon… — John McAfee Copy Share Image
I've never before had the same main character appear in consecutive novels, but I liked Yancy and his attitude, and I was… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
As a drumset player I look outside the typical canon of drums - jazz and rock. When I hear something like the… — Glenn Kotche Copy Share Image
Yeah, we call that mulling around. Okay guys, come on now. What we're going to do early in this game is mull… — Les Miles Copy Share Image
Im thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, Why stop at one? I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore,… — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
What frustrated us about the song [Robots] was not that it existed - we owe a lot to that song and have… — Dan Mangan Copy Share Image
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner… — Joseph Stilwell Copy Share Image
he thoughtless knowers will call you a red or a communist or a capitalist or some name that expresses their aversion to… — Lincoln Steffens Copy Share Image
I was very into animals and nature, and really obsessed with cats and monkeys. I used to play in the woods, wander… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef,… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys,… — Max Schneider Copy Share Image
With every passing year we discover more evidence to support Darwin's revolutionary hypothesis that the cognitive and emotional lives of animals differ… — Roger Fouts Copy Share Image
Dining out is a vice, a dissipation of spirit punished by remorse. We eat, drink, and talk a little too much, abuse… — Cyril Connolly Copy Share Image
People will always work harder if they're getting well paid and if they're afraid of losing a job which they know will… — Armand Hammer Copy Share Image
I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said it was a miracle.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“See what monkeys we are! Look, such is man!" and at once all renown, all intelligence, all the attainments of the spirit,… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
There were two Republican responses to the State of the Union. So if you watched the whole night, it was kind of… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
We never change. Neither our socks nor our masters nor our opinions, or we're so slow about it that it's no use.… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image
Philosophers and scientists confidently offer up traits said to be uniquely human, and the monkeys and apes casually knock them down --… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose… — Janusz Korwin-Mikke Copy Share Image
I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from… — Randy Glasbergen Copy Share Image
We hear the ambient noise of children singing. We hear lions and tigers roar. Hyenas laugh. Some jungle bird or howler monkey… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
A lot of my dreams have to do with animals I think because I'm such a huge animal lover. I have so… — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
You see the button with the guy with the tray, and you push it, and he arrives with a sandwich! And you… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion.… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can… — Teddy Sheringham Copy Share Image
For God’s sake, let us be men not monkeys minding machines or sitting with our tails curled while the machine amuses us,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is a really good circus. It has lions, tigers, dogs, monkeys and about any other animal act you can think of.… — Howard Thompson Copy Share Image
If you were to go to the National Museum in Addis Ababa, you would walk into a huge room filled with literally… — Donald Johanson Copy Share Image
running is the right thing to do! I am free, healthy with a good complexion. It is that automobile addict who should… — Brenda Ueland Copy Share Image
I swear, sometimes it feels like there's this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image