I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey.… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
There are any number of things that survive great, and don't need any kind of consciousness, so why bother going through all… — Jerry Garcia Copy Share Image
One of the major hobbies in South Florida is keeping animals that no sane person would want to keep. One of those… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
We humans are herd animals of the monkey tribe, not natural individuals as lions are. Our individuality is partial and restless; the… — Anna Louise Strong Copy Share Image
Her mother was a Rutherford. The family came over in the ark, and were connected by marriage with Henry the VIII. On… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
I have mentally overcome situations most of you would be terrified to ever attempt: heights, fire, needles, spiders, snakes, angry monkeys, being… — Criss Angel Copy Share Image
A disturbing novel about dreams and wishes, a nightmarish distaff monkey's paw of a book that it's impossible to forget. Lisa Tuttle… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Next time you bump your head, try to imagine being a monkey and getting a steel plate smashed into your skull at… — Rikki Rockett Copy Share Image
So what if man's body evolved from the monkeys? Whether he came from monkeys or fish is unimportant. The important idea is… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
I just don't know when we all decided that if it doesn't fit in a Happy Meal box, it's not for kids.… — Gore Verbinski Copy Share Image
Blushing is the most peculiar and most human of all expressions. Monkeys redden from passion but it would take an overwhelming amount… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
Civilization today reminds me of an ape with a blowtorch playing in a room full of dynamite. It looks like the monkeys… — Vance Havner Copy Share Image
We're all just bags of bones and muscle and hormones; I'll never understand what makes our minds do the things we do.… — Meshell Ndegeocello Copy Share Image
It's an absurd error to put modern English literature in the curriculum. You should read contemporary literature for pleasure or not at… — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
Whether when I was a child and fought the British in the Monkey brigade, or when I was a girl and wanted… — Indira Gandhi Copy Share Image
There are one hundred and ninety-three living species of monkeys and apes. One hundred and ninety-two of them are covered with hair.… — Desmond Morris Copy Share Image
We are creatures of information and the imagination. The monkey we are already beginning to transform and shed. We don't look like… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
I think with the work we do with these drugs we are the earliest pioneers in what over the next 100 years… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
Wait." "So what am I supposed to do now?" "You know, Jin, I would have saved myself from five hundred years' imprisonment… — Gene Luen Yang Copy Share Image
“I always felt as if I'd been handed a cardboard box crammed full of monkeys. I'd take the monkeys out of the… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Those who are incapable of attaining to supreme religious values include the black coloured people and those who resemble them in their… — Maimonides Copy Share Image
“nor the dog she carries in her arms. Your power over our band is now ended, and you will never see us… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
The philosophic spirit of inquiry may be traced to brute curiosity, and that to the habit of examining all things in search… — William Winwood Reade Copy Share Image
Your own space, man, it's so important. That's why we were doomed because we didn't have any. It is like monkeys in… — George Harrison Copy Share Image
Security people are often the black-and-white kind of people that I can't stand. I think the OpenBSD crowd is a bunch of… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
I bet it breaks your heart to have two of your friends pine for me the way they do," he said proudly.… — Ellen Schreiber Copy Share Image
For the long-limbed trees and watery landscape of Vancouver Island, read Hundreds and Thousands. Setting aside, who can resist a woman who… — Marjorie Celona Copy Share Image
There are domains in which expertise is not possible. Stock picking is a good example. And in long-term political strategic forecasting, it's… — Daniel Kahneman Copy Share Image
I really don't know why we need a whole month dedicated to blacks. It's not like they're the only ones that suffered.… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Black people have this thing about calling themselves apes and monkeys I know they get real (whatever) and I don't blame em'.… — Sean Price Copy Share Image
What I love about the way they both [Paul Thomas Anderson and Joaquin Phoenix] work is that all of the monkey business… — Katherine Waterston Copy Share Image
It's been known since 1916 that cutting back calories is beneficial in every organism it's been tested on - from yeast to… — David Andrew Sinclair Copy Share Image
From the walls of Baidi high in the coloured dawn To Jiangling by night-fall is three hundred miles, Yet monkeys are still… — Li Bai Copy Share Image
Most films I've worked on have had large casts, but they've been wonderful people. I think the monkey in Pirates of the… — Geoffrey Rush Copy Share Image
Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is… — Janusz Korwin-Mikke Copy Share Image
It is unethical not to know. It is unethical not to think. It is unethical not to love. It is unethical not… — Yasuhiko Kimura Copy Share Image
My mother went to a school called 'The Club of the Three Wise Monkeys'. And my grandmother, my father's mother, had a… — Mackenzie Phillips Copy Share Image
Mother Nature is always speaking. She speaks in a language understood within the peaceful mind of the sincere observer. Leopards, cobras, monkeys,… — Radhanath Swami Copy Share Image
If one puts an infinite number of monkeys in front of typewriters, and lets them clap away, there is a certainty that… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image