We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the… — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
“We are like monkeys who dwell in the forest and shit on the very branches from which we hang.” — Dzongsar Jamyang Khyentse Copy Share Image
“All men are pigs and I hope they die and monkeys take over, then things would be way better.” — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
The fountain of youth is like the monkeys paw in the W. W. Jacobs story. It never ends well. — Sarah Monette Copy Share Image
“We of the jungle have no dealings with them. We do not drink where the monkeys drink; we do not go where… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
I'm a barrel of monkeys, kid, though mostly I figure monkeys stuck in a barrel are just going to be pissed off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distraction is the main problem for us all - what the Buddha called the monkey mind. We need to tame this monkey… — Tenzin Palmo Copy Share Image
I drew pictures rapidly and with few lines, because I had to write most of the pieces, too, and couldn't monkey long… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I recommend learning how to come into the presence of stillness and vastness. Learn any form of meditation. Spend twenty minutes every… — Elizabeth Lesser Copy Share Image
Is it a democratic society that condemns people to the accident of conception? What are we-monkeys? If you expect people to be… — John Irving Copy Share Image
All of my early images were really visual experiments to me. They were attempts to answer unasked questions like, what happens if… — Nancy Burson Copy Share Image
“Sex makes monkeys out of all of us. If you don’t give in to it, you wind up a cold, unfeeling bastard.… — Rita Mae Brown Copy Share Image
My first attempts to transmit typhus to laboratory animals, including the smaller species of monkeys, had failed, as had those of my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
A common and natural result of an undue respect for law is, that you may see a file of soldiers, colonel, captain,… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Perhaps no order of mammals presents us with so extraordinary a series of gradations as this [step by step, from humans to… — Thomas Huxley Copy Share Image
I’m just trying to imagine you in flannel pink sock monkey pajamas. I’m sure you look stunning in pink. (Damien) Actually, with… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Here, Kells. I brought you something,” he said unassumingly and held out three mangos. “Thanks. Um, dare I ask where you got… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired… — Christopher Meloni Copy Share Image
--Hero!? Forget it! We're Pirates! I love heroes but I don't wanna become one! Do you even know what it takes to… — Eiichiro Oda Copy Share Image
“Everybody knows the thing about an infinite number of monkeys," Fenig said. "An infinite number of monkeys is put to work at… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
“They say that animals are incapable of feelings and reasoning. This is false. No living thing on earth is void of either.… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'. — Donald Rumsfeld Copy Share Image
I think that we, as monkeys, want to live in smaller groups. It's very scary when we're all - as wonderful as… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
The monkey body has carried us to this moment of release, but we are coming more and more to exist in a… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
“People and gorillas, horses and duikers and pigs, monkeys and chimps and bats and viruses: We’re all in this together.” — David Quammen Copy Share Image
People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey… — Lorne Michaels Copy Share Image
It has taken us two million years to elevate politics from the level of a monkey squabble, to a level comprehensible to… — Peter J. Carroll Copy Share Image
I really would not call myself a fashion icon. I would call myself somebody who gets dressed by professionals...I would call me… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
It is no loss to mankind when one writer decides to call it a day. When a tree falls in the forest,… — Richard Ford Copy Share Image
If living on fruits and water is of superior merit, monkeys and fish will go to heaven before men. — Meera Copy Share Image
I don't understand why women get upset when you compare them to one of the monkeys from Planet of the Apes, even… — David James Copy Share Image
“Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
An ant can't make a revolution, but a monkey can do; because it owns a fist! No real revolution is ever possible… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I'd be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational. — John Wilmot Copy Share Image
Man is a culture, nothing but a culture! Question your culture! Just like monkeys picking lice from their skin, get rid of… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Only animals have to satisfy instincts! Surely your aims are somewhat higher than theirs! Than monkeys! Pigs! — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
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