I can train a monkey to wave an American flag. That does not make the monkey patriotic. — Scott Ritter Copy Share Image
An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program. — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder. — Aneurin Bevan Copy Share Image
Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you should be in the zoo dont worry ull find me there too not… — Lena Copy Share Image
Scientists tracking mirror neurons noticed that a monkey will get excited not just when holding a banana, but also when seeing someone… — Sara Genn Copy Share Image
Geniuses and supergeniuses always make their own rules about sex as on everything else; they do not accept the monkey customs of… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“She thinks most people fail to reason at all. The way she describes the world today, most people are monkeys who happen… — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
Parties don't thrill me. I like sitting at home with a tub of Chunky Monkey ice cream watching Big Brother or Friends. — Alex Pettyfer Copy Share Image
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If Sun were to hand the management of Java over to a committee of monkeys, would it be more successful? — Eric Sink Copy Share Image
The person that always wins, that's the other thing. The monkey picking stocks always wins. — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
Blushing is the most peculiar and the most human of all expressions. Monkeys redden from passion, but it would require an overwhelming… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
Studies of decision-making in the monkey, where activity of single neurons in parietal cortex is recorded, you can see a lot about… — Patricia Churchland Copy Share Image
Claim whatever you want. Say you only want a happy family or a successful career or a big house. I say: no,… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
Picture this," said Magnus. "Me with a little monkey friend. I could teach him tricks. I could dress him in a cunning… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
To put it crudely but graphically, the monkey who did not have a realistic perception of the tree branch he jumped for… — George Gaylord Simpson Copy Share Image
It sometimes strikes me that the whole of science is a piece of impudence; that nature can afford to ignore our impertinent… — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
Every woman's path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire monkey mothers. I say that without… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“Cows do not sell each other hay when they are hungry. Monkeys do not sell each other bananas. Only human beings can… — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
“I cook better than you," Nick corrected absently. "I think monkeys can probably be taught to cook better than you." "I'd like… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
...and the cries of the birds and the uproar of the monkeys became more and more remote, and the world became eternally… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
I recall an incident involving the late George Stigler at a conference in Spain in the 1980s. Hearing that I had written… — Frank Van Dun Copy Share Image
What we, thanks to Jung, call "synchronicity" (coincidence on steroids), Buddhists have long known as "the interpenetration of realities." Whether it's a… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I know that in many things I am not like others, but I do not know what I really am like. Man… — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
Someone once said that if you sat a million monkeys at a million typewriters for a million years, one of them would… — Peter Kreeft Copy Share Image
Watch them clamber, these swift monkeys! They clamber over one another and thus drag one another into the mud and the depth.… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
What is an adventure? That depends on where you are starting from. Little girls in your country, they hide in the gap… — Chris Cleave Copy Share Image
My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care. — Elton John Copy Share Image
“It is not improbable that in hot countries, monkeys may have enslaved girls.” — Voltaire Copy Share Image
“Like in the zoo, you will always find lots of monkeys but very few lions.” — Nabil N. Jamal Copy Share Image
A woman has to look good, but a man—a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough. — Meir Shalev Copy Share Image
Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here? — Stephen Baldwin Copy Share Image
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