“No one wants to get too close to a madwoman. Or men who have monkeys for pets.” — Victoria Alexander Copy Share Image
Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Twitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a work of Shakespeare. — Eric Schmidt Copy Share Image
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the… — Finley Peter Dunne Copy Share Image
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
“We are like monkeys who dwell in the forest and shit on the very branches from which we hang.” — Dzongsar Jamyang Khyentse Copy Share Image
Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'. — Donald Rumsfeld Copy Share Image
I'm a barrel of monkeys, kid, though mostly I figure monkeys stuck in a barrel are just going to be pissed off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distraction is the main problem for us all - what the Buddha called the monkey mind. We need to tame this monkey… — Tenzin Palmo Copy Share Image
I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
If Sun were to hand the management of Java over to a committee of monkeys, would it be more successful? — Eric Sink Copy Share Image
“As he began to drift again Jean was never sure whether he saw or did not see, a troupe of monkeys clad… — Craig Herbertson Copy Share Image
I wish I could convey the perfection of a seal slipping into water or a spider monkey swinging from point to point… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
My first attempts to transmit typhus to laboratory animals, including the smaller species of monkeys, had failed, as had those of my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So…that’s like your pet monkey?” – Nick (The tiny horse snorted flames and whinnied at him.) “Easy, girl. You’d do well to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
People said that he was very nice, but I confess that his utter grotesqueness made me uneasy; perhaps in the same way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mind makes you dance like a monkey all the time... Now you have to become stronger; you have to make the… — Swami Muktananda Copy Share Image
My yoga practice, I do it because when I get on my mat, I know I'm going to be transformed. I know… — Michael Franti Copy Share Image
We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn’t make any sense… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
I read the Bible and know little of its history, but the human beings who wrote it were instruments of Divine Power,… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
I was about 12 years old and I was sitting watching the television and it was some kind of talent show, you… — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
Some determined advocates of the vegetable system maintain, that the teeth and stomach of the monkey correspond, in structure, very closely with… — Sarah Josepha Hale Copy Share Image
Many centuries ago, Oriental thinkers recognized that the mind is a constant mover and that it is next to impossible to stop… — Ervin Seale Copy Share Image
Nor do I think we came from monkeys, by the wayThat's another piece of garbage. What the hell's it based on? We… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
I believe that the totemic image for the future is the octopus. This is because the squids and octopi have perfected a… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
If I found myself alone on planet Earth, no other humans, I would have sex with a monkey in like two minutes.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
One monkey don't stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues. — Toni Cade Bambara Copy Share Image
Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with. — Esther Forbes Copy Share Image
My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care. — Elton John Copy Share Image
