I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both. — Eli Roth Copy Share Image
The puma is, with the exception of some monkeys, the most playful animal in existence. — William Henry Hudson Copy Share Image
North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey. — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches. — Alvah Bessie Copy Share Image
People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
I grew a love for helpless, defenseless things. People would give me lions and jaguars. I had cheetahs, monkeys. — Dick Dale Copy Share Image
Arctic Monkeys are actually one of my favourite bands going, which is really weird cos I went to school and college with… — Oliver Sykes Copy Share Image
In the test tube, I can make any DNA I want, recombining it from monkeys, worms, anywhere. So I can explore new… — Frances Arnold Copy Share Image
I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I'm like a monkey… — Tara Reid Copy Share Image
“A nation of monkeys with the throat of parrots. [Note to Mirabeau, speaking of France]” — Emmanuel Joseph Sieyès Copy Share Image
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name. They said Oh!!!… — Uday Chandra Shekara Copy Share Image
Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So Ahmadinejad wants to be the first Iranian in space - wasn't he there just last week? 'Iran launches monkey into space.' — John McCain Copy Share Image
In any case, [y]ou can't teach a monkey to speak and you can't teach an Arab to be democratic. You're dealing with… — Moshe Feiglin Copy Share Image
The reason we personify things like cars and computers is that just as monkeys live in an arboreal world and moles live… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
There's the Ronald Reagan cupped-ear gambit. The press is deliberately and systematically kept away from him. All you hear is a bunch… — John Chancellor Copy Share Image
Thank God I never hooked on anything. I never had a monkey on my back. I just wanted to self-medicate, to numb… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
But then with me the horrid doubt always arises whether the convictions of man's mind, which has been developed from the mind… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
Unlike some of the time-travel movies I love, like 'Primer' or '12 Monkeys,' 'Looper' is not about time travel. It's about this… — Rian Johnson Copy Share Image
Freedom is a human concept. We have these very romanticized, sentimentalized notions of freedom. And for species - monkeys and other creatures… — Thomas French Copy Share Image
He felt so lost, he said later, that the familiar studio felt like a haunted valley deep in the mountains, with the… — Ryūnosuke Akutagawa Copy Share Image
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn’t make any sense… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
I read the Bible and know little of its history, but the human beings who wrote it were instruments of Divine Power,… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
The people who are abroad are all those that have no religion, neither one based on speculation nor one received by tradition.… — Maimonides Copy Share Image
My son, I do not say these are foals and those asses, these little monkeys and those great baboons, as you would… — Giordano Bruno Copy Share Image
The living room is a monument to my impulsive spending habits. I've got more than two hundred DVDs, including cinematic greats such… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“Humility is a virtue of the heavenly, not arrogance. Are we the most superior beast on earth? No, not in strength and… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
For my own part I would as soon be descended from that heroic little monkey, who braved his dreaded enemy in order… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
There are over a million types of fish in the sea as there are flowers in all of the world's gardens. There… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
You can’t teach a monkey to speak and you can’t teach an Arab to be democratic, — Moshe Feiglin Copy Share Image
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Your soul is like the souls of a thousand monkeys on crack, all smushed together. — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys! — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
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