Twitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a work of Shakespeare. — Eric Schmidt Copy Share Image
But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
One monkey don't stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues. — Toni Cade Bambara Copy Share Image
People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Monkey will be monkeys little monkeys but if you take their banana they going take yours — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Can someone explain to me why pilots feel they need to wake everyone to tell us that we are flying by a… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Once I finished, I got that procrastination monkey off my back! And I started seeing doors opening. — Eric Thomas Copy Share Image
I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head,… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim… — Jacob M. Appel Copy Share Image
Love's like a junkie, addiction's a fact. Passion's a monkey, you can't keep off your back. — Elton John Copy Share Image
A southwest blow on ye and blister you all o'er!' 'The red plague rid you!' 'Toads, beetles, bats, light on you!' 'As… — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
“(scene: Rock and Vanessa are in a tree house in the Costa Rican jungle) “Placing 9mms inside a pot and securing the… — Julie Ann Walker Copy Share Image
Rhesus monkeys as well as human adults and older children living in a remote Amazon village have been given comparison and addition… — Elizabeth Spelke Copy Share Image
There are people who are like monkeys in a cage just hitting the coke button. They don't really get that for [musicians… — Maynard James Keenan Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind working with Queens of the Stone Age, doing some guitar stuff on that. Even Arctic Monkeys. I'd like to… — Steve Jones Copy Share Image
Scientists believe that monkeys can be taught to think, lie and even play politics within their community. If we can just teach… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters might be able to write the complete works of William Shakespeare… — Julia Hartley-Brewer Copy Share Image
Monkeys don't enjoy or appreciate flavours. Experts have told us that human beings are the only beings that can appreciate food at… — Ferran Adria Copy Share Image
My stepfather used to be a clown in The Shrine Circus. He took me backstage when I was 23. I saw three… — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Evolution is fundamentally creative, and when we align ourselves with the evolutionary movements of consciousness, the universe itself puts wind in our… — Amit Goswami Copy Share Image
“The males bare their teeth, rattle the bars of their cage, utter a high-pitched squeak, which is possibly terrifying to squirrel monkeys,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A past President, bullied and sandbagged by a monkey posing as a newscaster, finally lashed back…The nation's marketplace of ideas is being… — Keith Olbermann Copy Share Image
It is rather an unpleasant fact, that the ugliest and awkwardest of brute animals have the greatest resemblance to man: the monkey… — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
We start out postulating sharp boundaries, such as between humans and apes, or between apes and monkeys, but are in fact dealing… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
The usual sniggering examples of animal behaviour were brought in to explain cheating. Funny how the behaviour of shrews and gibbons is… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with. — Esther Forbes Copy Share Image
“No one wants to get too close to a madwoman. Or men who have monkeys for pets.” — Victoria Alexander Copy Share Image
Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
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