I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
“You can hold on to the smallest doubt and take comfort in it, stay in denial and go on with your carefree life, until… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
The president should not be able to make me or you ever worried about what's going to happen in our personal life. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't like me… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I have no problem if you want to be a socialist. But for those people who are in the middle, you know, I don't… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Always remember where we come from, how we got here, and Who led us into the warmth of the sunshine. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I am going to take something I learned over in Israel. Their Independence Day is preceded the 24 hours before with Memorial Day, so… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
God thank you for everything you've given us. For the time we have together. And for the miracle of Christmas. Thank you for the… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
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