I've never had a proper job. I do jokes about not knowing the value of money, about having a famous dad. — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
If you are genuinely writing to Time Out for financial advice I'd stop worrying about ending up horribly poor and just accept it as an inevitable truth. — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
In modern times there are so few shows that actually do bring people together like TV is supposed to do - so to be… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
I went to Mongolia as a teenager and I thought it would be cool to dye my hair into a Mongolian flag; a red-blue-red… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
If I could do any scenes that would just involve me being asleep, that would be gold. Anything outside or where I'm standing up...… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
My parents know I am not normal but it doesn't make a difference in their mind whether I am or I am not. — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
If I didn't love sport that would kind of have meant I didn't get on with my dad but I have a lovely relationship… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
If people ask me for one-liners I always say: 'Hoovering. That sucks.' — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
The great part of being in a play or a sitcom is that you're telling someone else's story. Standup is just you, exposing your… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
I love standup, but it's self-indulgence. Me saying what I think and thinking people should listen to it. — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
