I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have found success is ultimately realized by people who make more right choices . . . and recover quickly from their bad choices. — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
If you want to be around people who are positive and enthusiastic and eager to live life, your attitude has to be… — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
It's no wonder Bob Geldof knows so much about famine - he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years, — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“Monday was my favorite day of the week, the embarkation of a seven-day cruise where the ports of call were as yet… — Kate Collins Copy Share Image
You will never have enough time to do everything you need to do, so what you need is a crystal clear understanding… — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday.. no matter what happened Tuesday. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
When I came into WWE after Monday Night Wars, it wasn't my greatest time in the business... but they kept bringing me… — Diamond Dallas Page Copy Share Image
My innovation message, specifically including energy, happened to be the same week that on Monday and Tuesday I announced the Breakthrough Energy… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
“You need to hit Monday ready to go ... To do that, you need weekends that rejuvenate you, rather than exhaust or… — Laura Vanderkam Copy Share Image
I hadn't worked for a year when I had my Prison Break audition and it was the easiest audition I've ever had.… — Wentworth Miller Copy Share Image
I was 11 when a teacher suggested to my parents that they should send me to drama classes to curb my disruptive… — David Wenham Copy Share Image
We've got so much in this life that all we know how to do is want more. So we concentrate on the… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
Hey, guess what? Turns out the free market? Not so free. Wall Street was hit hard Monday when Lehman Brothers filed for… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
In terms of my wife, she obviously is a Monday nighter and doing very well. I watch her, I watch when she's… — Shawn Spears Copy Share Image
Retaining 'Monday Night Football' simply did not make smart financial sense for ABC. We could not reconcile the fees against the revenue.… — George Bodenheimer Copy Share Image
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.” — Julio-Alexi Genao Copy Share Image
“But he was rationing his words lately, and she knew if she asked him to blow a few dozen on Saturday morning,… — Julie Lawson Timmer Copy Share Image
I did enjoy the broadcasting work of King, Punk and Josh Mathews last Monday on Raw. Josh is a hard working young… — Jim Ross Copy Share Image
Finally got that Fridaylicious Feeling :) any dramas, complaints or general mood spoilers can wait till Monday :) — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I should think you could be gladder on Monday mornin' than any other day in the week, because 'twould be a whole… — Eleanor Porter Copy Share Image
I do doubles on Monday and Thursday, take Wednesday off or do easy cardio, do doubles on Thursday and Friday, and the… — Mikaela Shiffrin Copy Share Image
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being my own boss means I'm a nine-to-five dad Monday to Friday, it's the best thing ever. It's the most difficult, insane,… — James Righton Copy Share Image
NXT is its own kind of animal, and you're never quite sure how much of that transfers over into WWE and into… — Finn Balor Copy Share Image
Your idea of bliss is to wake up on a Monday morning knowing you haven't a single engagement for the entire week.… — Edna Ferber Copy Share Image
It was a strangely disorienting feeling, to have something you'd relied on for so long start to change, like finding out that… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
The meshing of the brands is great. I think it brings excitement. It brings anticipation of not knowing who's going to be… — Mandy Rose Copy Share Image
Monday morning and I'm thinking all about you. Monday afternoon it's the same old thing. Monday evening and I really need to… — Prettylilttlevampire Copy Share Image
She'd met Colin on a Monday. She'd kissed him on a Friday. Twelve years later. She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic. — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I will talk about it on Monday. I will answer every one of their questions. I always feel nervous when I have… — Zulima Farber Copy Share Image
“First thing early Monday morning I'm gonna pack my tears away Got no cause to look back I'm lookin' for me a… — Toni Braxton Copy Share Image
“Secretary of State Clinton dared Iran on Monday to let her hold a town-hall meeting in Tehran.” That’s telling ’em. If the… — Mark Steyn Copy Share Image
“When I get home I take some sleeping pills and within what seemed like half an hour of unconsciousness it was Monday… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
ISABEL: Sorry I missed my session Monday. DR. RUSH: Would you like to tell me why? ISABEL: I was depressed. DR. RUSH:… — Lisa Lutz Copy Share Image
Being on Raw every Monday is obviously important, but the pay-per-views are the big shows: that's where everything comes to a head,… — Kevin Owens Copy Share Image
Working with Brock Lesnar is a daily challenge because every Monday night that we're on television, I feel compelled to deliver, at… — Paul Heyman Copy Share Image
You did not disturb Hemingway before noon on Monday through Friday - he was in his office, writing the books that made… — Michael Gerber Copy Share Image
Ineffective substitute teaching is a problem that means thousands of hours of lost learning for America's students. It cannot be dismissed with… — Adora Svitak Copy Share Image
Monday: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Tuesday: Ugh Wednesday: WHY?????????? Thursday: OMG! Friday: FINALLY!. Saturday: YES!!! Sunday: *Crying* — Moya Boo Copy Share Image