I am feeling WEEK: Hate Monday Annoy Tuesday Ignore Wednesday Smile Thursday Enjoy Friday Love Saturday Damn Sunday — Butterfly_Kisses Copy Share Image
The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of hitting the garage door button, I hit the overhead light...then sat there and waited for the door to go down.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Strict shopping laws mean that most German shops close on Saturday afternoons, reopening only on Monday when everybody is back at work. — Luke Harding Copy Share Image
Boring life...same schedule...same office... same mondays,same tuesdays, same wednesdays, same thursdays, same fridays, same saturdays and same sundays...same 2009, same 2010, same… — Raja Navreet Singh Julka Copy Share Image
Having been in the league with five different franchises, I know what the meaning of Monday Night Football is. It's usually the… — Jon Gruden Copy Share Image
We need steady hands, not a president who says he's neutral on Monday, pro-Israel on Tuesday, and who knows what on Wednesday,… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Happy Monday Fam! Let's make it a positive and productive week! Be proud of the strides you've made and BE EXCITED about… — Tracey Edmonds Copy Share Image
“People change, he thought -it's truism- but how? Our life is confined to days, after all: Sunday to Monday, dusk to dawn.… — Sam Taylor Copy Share Image
Starting at age four, my mom decided that she was not going to have an idle child in the house. So I… — Chandra Wilson Copy Share Image
Never retire! Do what you do and keep doing it. But don't do it on Friday. Take Friday off. Friday, Saturday, and… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
The bone's 6 inches out of his leg and all he's yelling is, 'Win the game, win the game.' I've not seen… — Rick Pitino Copy Share Image
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“Everyone worked day and night, Monday through Saturday. Oppenheimer insisted people take Sundays off to rest and recharge. Scientists fished for trout… — Steve Sheinkin Copy Share Image
Worship is what we were created for. This is the final end of all existence-the worship of God. God created the universe… — John Piper Copy Share Image
“In my lifelong study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they might try, they have found no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I miss being on the road. I miss being in front of the fans of the WWE Universe. I miss being on… — Big Cass Copy Share Image
Happy Monday! Don't victimize yourself and let life pass you by as you sit around and complain about problems. Be empowered and… — Tracey Edmonds Copy Share Image
Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other things. Sight, sound, sex, money, mirages, mothers,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“If there was a day of the week I could skip it would be Monday. Clients had too much time to think… — Stan Turner Copy Share Image
I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday." If any working… — Ann Diehl Copy Share Image
Monday Tuesday on the conway Wednesday Thursday on the conway. Friday Saturday on the conway 34th and broadway 34th and broadway whoa-ho! — Reel 2 Real Copy Share Image
Chess: It's like alcohol. It's a drug. I have to control it, or it could overwhelm me. I have a regular Monday… — Charles Krauthammer Copy Share Image
I don't believe we have a professional self Monday through Friday and a real self the rest of the time. It is… — Sheryl Sandberg Copy Share Image
Just a reminder it's daylight savings this weekend which means I'll be late Monday when I forget it's daylight savings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thing is that, not only do you learn so much about being in front of a camera and stuff being on… — Dean Ambrose Copy Share Image
NXT is its own kind of animal, and you're never quite sure how much of that transfers over into WWE and into… — Finn Balor Copy Share Image
Your idea of bliss is to wake up on a Monday morning knowing you haven't a single engagement for the entire week.… — Edna Ferber Copy Share Image
It was a strangely disorienting feeling, to have something you'd relied on for so long start to change, like finding out that… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Being my own boss means I'm a nine-to-five dad Monday to Friday, it's the best thing ever. It's the most difficult, insane,… — James Righton Copy Share Image
Finally got that Fridaylicious Feeling :) any dramas, complaints or general mood spoilers can wait till Monday :) — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do doubles on Monday and Thursday, take Wednesday off or do easy cardio, do doubles on Thursday and Friday, and the… — Mikaela Shiffrin Copy Share Image
I should think you could be gladder on Monday mornin' than any other day in the week, because 'twould be a whole… — Eleanor Porter Copy Share Image
ISABEL: Sorry I missed my session Monday. DR. RUSH: Would you like to tell me why? ISABEL: I was depressed. DR. RUSH:… — Lisa Lutz Copy Share Image
“Secretary of State Clinton dared Iran on Monday to let her hold a town-hall meeting in Tehran.” That’s telling ’em. If the… — Mark Steyn Copy Share Image
“When I get home I take some sleeping pills and within what seemed like half an hour of unconsciousness it was Monday… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
Monday morning and I'm thinking all about you. Monday afternoon it's the same old thing. Monday evening and I really need to… — Prettylilttlevampire Copy Share Image
The meshing of the brands is great. I think it brings excitement. It brings anticipation of not knowing who's going to be… — Mandy Rose Copy Share Image
“First thing early Monday morning I'm gonna pack my tears away Got no cause to look back I'm lookin' for me a… — Toni Braxton Copy Share Image
