President Bush threw out the first pitch Monday at Cincinnati's great American ball park. 18 Iraqis were killed. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We usually break our records every Monday, so we'll see what turns up tonight after midnight. Next month it'll probably be higher,… — Drew Curtis Copy Share Image
You can help determine your team's enthusiasm for the change by focusing on the entrance of potential while you are working through… — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
I kid Fox News, but they may be a little biased. We had an earthquake here on Monday, and they reported that… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The real trouble about the duty of forgiveness is that you do it with all your might on Monday and then find… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“Louis Armstrong on Mondays, Frank Sinatra on Wednesdays, Glenn Miller on Fridays, and Mozart on Sundays. Unless it was raining. If it's… — Clare Vanderpool Copy Share Image
It's definitely hard, it's hard to get into a Monday, it's much easier to work through a weekend and accomplish a lot,… — Sophia Amoruso Copy Share Image
Over the weekend the vultures got into the presidential palace by pecking through the screens on the balcony windows and the flapping… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
“Tuesday I have invented a lie. There is no other day but Monday. It seemed reasonable to pretend that I could change… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
If people depend on me to be a man of truth, I have to prove again and again and again and again… — Harbhajan Singh Yogi Copy Share Image
Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think that's what we're all trying to do as actors, is create some sort of passion from people and allow them… — Serinda Swan Copy Share Image
“A few hours later, worn out by the vigil, he went into Aureliano’s workshop and asked him: “What day is today?” Aureliano… — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
Monday Night Football started in 1970, and when it started, it was something extremely special because sports had not been aired in… — Al Michaels Copy Share Image
I'm not a big fan of Sundays, but now that my life is kind of chaotic, structure-wise, I don't really notice it's… — Caroline Dhavernas Copy Share Image
But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
Al Michaels is a good announcer. I think Keith Jackson is a terrific announcer. I always loved him on Monday Night Football.… — John Turturro Copy Share Image
In an average week I'll be testing recipes, doing a voice-over, filming and writing. I cram everything in Monday to Friday because… — Nadiya Hussain Copy Share Image
I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired… — Nelson Algren Copy Share Image
“It's sad that we live in a society that has the refrain 'thank God it's Friday, that means you despise 5/7ths of… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
I watch football all the time. I enjoy getting home on Monday nights and watch 'Monday Night Football,' and 'Sunday Night Football'… — Kyle Busch Copy Share Image
I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed… — Patty Duke Copy Share Image
If you're not worshiping God on Monday the way you [did] the day before, perhaps you're not worshiping Him at all. — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
You are not your past, not your habits, not your compulsions. When you get to know who you are, anything becomes possible. — Geneen Roth Copy Share Image
I cannot tell what I am as much afraid of, as a woman who invariably washes on Monday. It is a kind… — Jane Swisshelm Copy Share Image
We grant no dukedoms to the few, We hold like rights and shall; Equal on Sunday in the pew, On Monday in… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
He wasn't sure exactly which day, but what's noteworthy about that is that is also before Valerie Plame is first identified in… — Michael Isikoff Copy Share Image
One day I'll wake up and you'll be there lying next to me and maybe then I'll make some time for breakfast… — Rachel Copy Share Image
“Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier & healthier life.” — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, I remember seeing girls crying in the bathroom every Monday about what they did that weekend.… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
The streets were full of insane & dull people. Most of them lived in nice houses and didn't seem to work, and… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
My greatest mistake? I once took a three-day maternity leave. I had my daughter on a Wednesday, and then went back to… — Karren Brady Copy Share Image
I have a day job Monday to Friday. I work at a record label in Brooklyn called Ba Da Bing. It's a… — Sharon Van Etten Copy Share Image
Cumberbatch - it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn't it? What a fluffy old name. I can never say it… — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
I'm a very ritualistic, routine-oriented person, and I discovered over the years that I love working Monday through Friday. — Edie Falco Copy Share Image
I wanna kidnap you, baby, change of plans. Monday is Germany, Tuesday Japan. Wednesday is Italy, Thursday is France. Friday is Yacht… — Gorilla Zoe Copy Share Image
Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My agent said that every Monday after an episode of 'Entourage,' at the staff meeting at the agency, that's all they do… — Kevin Connolly Copy Share Image
Every one of us has learned how to send emails on Sunday night. But how many of us know how to go… — Ricardo Semler Copy Share Image