Life would be perfect if: Mondays were fun, junk food was healthy, drama didnt exist, and goodbyes were only until tomorrow. — Farahjayne809 Copy Share Image
Monday nights, it wasn't like, 'Mom, I want to watch Monday Night Raw.' It was like, 'Mom, put on Shawn Michaels.' — Enzo Amore Copy Share Image
If you're not worshiping God on Monday the way you [did] the day before, perhaps you're not worshiping Him at all. — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed… — Patty Duke Copy Share Image
“It's sad that we live in a society that has the refrain 'thank God it's Friday, that means you despise 5/7ths of… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
I watch football all the time. I enjoy getting home on Monday nights and watch 'Monday Night Football,' and 'Sunday Night Football'… — Kyle Busch Copy Share Image
I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired… — Nelson Algren Copy Share Image
In an average week I'll be testing recipes, doing a voice-over, filming and writing. I cram everything in Monday to Friday because… — Nadiya Hussain Copy Share Image
My paternal grandmother would not light a fire on the Sabbath and piled all Sunday's washing-up in a bucket, to be dealt… — Angela Carter Copy Share Image
I didn't understand the Weber bar and how gravitational waves interacted with it. I sat and thought about it over a weekend,… — Rainer Weiss Copy Share Image
“Think about it: If you have saved just enough to have your own house, your own car, a modicum of income to… — Psyche Roxas-Mendoza Copy Share Image
This is as good a time as any to comment on what I think has grown into an abuse. Congress makes holidays… — Calvin Coolidge Copy Share Image
If you have a headache every Monday morning when it is time for you to go to work, perhaps you're driving the… — Christiane Northrup Copy Share Image
“Every Monday, we have to write about what we did at the weekend.” It didn’t appear that her mother understood the agony… — Jane Davis Copy Share Image
Clarabelle...Clarabelle... You worked as Kenspeckle Grouse's assistant, did you not?' 'One of the. He fired all the others.' 'But not you?' 'He… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You have to hope that [good things] happen to you. [...] That's the only thing we really, surely have, is hope. You… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Al Michaels is a good announcer. I think Keith Jackson is a terrific announcer. I always loved him on Monday Night Football.… — John Turturro Copy Share Image
But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
It's definitely hard, it's hard to get into a Monday, it's much easier to work through a weekend and accomplish a lot,… — Sophia Amoruso Copy Share Image
You can help determine your team's enthusiasm for the change by focusing on the entrance of potential while you are working through… — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
I kid Fox News, but they may be a little biased. We had an earthquake here on Monday, and they reported that… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Louis Armstrong on Mondays, Frank Sinatra on Wednesdays, Glenn Miller on Fridays, and Mozart on Sundays. Unless it was raining. If it's… — Clare Vanderpool Copy Share Image
The real trouble about the duty of forgiveness is that you do it with all your might on Monday and then find… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
We usually break our records every Monday, so we'll see what turns up tonight after midnight. Next month it'll probably be higher,… — Drew Curtis Copy Share Image
On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Tuesday: Ugh Wednesday: WHY?????????? Thursday: OMG! Friday: FINALLY!. Saturday: YES!!! Sunday: *Crying* — Moya Boo Copy Share Image
President Bush threw out the first pitch Monday at Cincinnati's great American ball park. 18 Iraqis were killed. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Ineffective substitute teaching is a problem that means thousands of hours of lost learning for America's students. It cannot be dismissed with… — Adora Svitak Copy Share Image
Working with Brock Lesnar is a daily challenge because every Monday night that we're on television, I feel compelled to deliver, at… — Paul Heyman Copy Share Image
You did not disturb Hemingway before noon on Monday through Friday - he was in his office, writing the books that made… — Michael Gerber Copy Share Image
Being on Raw every Monday is obviously important, but the pay-per-views are the big shows: that's where everything comes to a head,… — Kevin Owens Copy Share Image
I wanna kidnap you, baby, change of plans. Monday is Germany, Tuesday Japan. Wednesday is Italy, Thursday is France. Friday is Yacht… — Gorilla Zoe Copy Share Image
I'm a very ritualistic, routine-oriented person, and I discovered over the years that I love working Monday through Friday. — Edie Falco Copy Share Image
Cumberbatch - it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn't it? What a fluffy old name. I can never say it… — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
I have a day job Monday to Friday. I work at a record label in Brooklyn called Ba Da Bing. It's a… — Sharon Van Etten Copy Share Image
My greatest mistake? I once took a three-day maternity leave. I had my daughter on a Wednesday, and then went back to… — Karren Brady Copy Share Image
The streets were full of insane & dull people. Most of them lived in nice houses and didn't seem to work, and… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, I remember seeing girls crying in the bathroom every Monday about what they did that weekend.… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
“Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier & healthier life.” — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
One day I'll wake up and you'll be there lying next to me and maybe then I'll make some time for breakfast… — Rachel Copy Share Image