Mom Quotes · Page 62

My real name is Dijon. My mom named me Dijon, so everybody used to call me Mustard.

— Mustard

And what is a stage dad, or a stage mom? It's someone who's protective. That's all.

— Nigel Lythgoe

My mom was a bit more excitable, but my dad was the most patient man I've ever met.

— Joe Maddon

Mom, thanks for not being famous enough to adopt a black baby instead of having me.

— Anonymous

You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar!

— Tina Fey

Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!

— Nick Swardson

I dyed my hair blonde when I was 14. My mom was not happy. But I love being blonde.

— Rita Ora

I just came from school one day and told my mom I want to start my finance company.

— Ananya Birla

Sometimes you think you aren't a good mama; you always feel a bit guilty when you're a mom. You want to be…

— Carine Roitfeld

I say 'Mom, how come you don't change into an evening gown for dinner?' She says 'I do, it's called a bath…

— Lauren Child

Before I was born, my mom was rapping. My dad was into rapping too. By the time I was here, I was…

— Lil Chuckee

That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and haven't done anything she told you to…

— Anonymous

Because of my mom's compassion, direction, and knowledge, she gives me that extra push to be the best person I can be.

— Diana Lopez

Taking the GED and moving on to my dream of playing baseball was what I wanted to do, and my mom and…

— Jeremy Bonderman

These days, it's often women in uniform - moms, wives, even grandmothers - who deploy and leave their families behind.

— Tulsi Gabbard

Me and my mom made a deal that if something would happen to help me get my start in music, I could…

— Kelsea Ballerini

My mom just brought me to the school of my coach. And I've trained with him my whole life. I started there,…

— Valentina Shevchenko

When you grew up in a household where mom would keep the extra ketchup packets from McDonald's and keep them in a…

— Mick Mulvaney

I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew…

— Jenny McCarthy

When you have a new baby, you can get really overwhelmed, since it's such a huge responsibility. You're thrilled to be a…

— Amy Locane

Being 1 of 6 made me a weirdo in school. We were like the von Trapps, and our house was like the…

— Diana Silvers

I swore I would never do a reality show. I've been offered them for years and years because our family life is…

— Drea De Matteo

I grew up as an only child, and my mother was a single mom. It's always been "us." If it weren't for…

— Edwina Findley

Aren’t you a little old for your mom to be picking out your clothes for you? Really? Shopping at the Children’s Place…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

That awkward moment when you realize Santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom.

— Sharon

Honestly, I like to be more low-key. My mom loves when people ask her for pictures.

— Snow Tha Product

I remain patient because my mom taught me growing up to be grateful for everything.

— Zion Williamson

My mom definitely inspires me. She's just crazy when it comes to her fashion sense.

— Lourdes Leon

In many ways I'm like my mom, who doesn't curse, is always laughing and having fun.

— Manny Ramirez

My mom told me, 'don't grow up too quickly; once you're an adult, you're an adult.'

— Camilla Belle

I'm black. I'm Latina. My mom is Cuban. Afro-Cuban. My dad is white and Australian.

— Soledad O'Brien

My parents, specially my mom wanted me to pursue B.Com honours during my undergrad.

— Bhuvan Bam

Some of my earliest memories are dancing in the kitchen, standing on my mom's toes.

— Ian Ziering

No, Mom. I said fine." "It's just your tone." Ah, yes- the tone. The nasty traitor.

— Deb Caletti

“As my mom used to say,"If wishes were horses, we'd be up to our eyeballs in shit.”

— Cat Adams

The best part of being a mom is when I see my kids genuinely happy about everything.

— Anonymous

I am proud to say that our industry is making films like 'PINK,' 'Maatr,' and 'Mom.'

— Raveena Tandon

My mom is definitely crazy. She would totally be a stage mom if I was a child actor.

— Nico Santos

My mom - she doesn't care if I stop acting tomorrow; she just wants the best for me.

— Storm Reid

Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now.

— Anonymous