Feet Quote by Becca Fitzpatrick

Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now." Joe…

— Janet Evanovich

I'll shoot your mom in the back and fuck the bullet until she dies.

— Immortal Technique

Your mom's in our business...she's in our business... Can't you see, girl, that your mom's trying to end this?

— K-Solo

My mom is the recycling Nazi, and I always bring a bag to the grocery store.

— Jane Levy

You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move away from home.

— Anonymous

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

— Darynda Jones

My mom does all the grocery shopping.

— Scott Wolf

My mom will make me walk the dogs or take out the trash when I go home.

— Queen Latifah

Im not the girl your mom warned you about; her imagination was never this good.

— Babloo

Mom: When we get in this Restaurant you're 12, OKAY?

— Anonymous

She knows how to hang on to my money. I wish her mom were the same way.

— Orville Moody

My mom is a pack rat.

— Adam F. Goldberg