I swear I take after my mom , always being nice and being the bigger person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.' 'FOUND IT!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom thinks I'm a bad influence. Wrong, I was just raised around my family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy, they just careif we have food — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Mother Will Always Be There , No Woman Alive Could Take Your Mom's Place — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Mom, make me some food ?' 'Get it yourself.' 'Never mind, I'm not hungry...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom always said to laugh at my mistakes so pardon me if I laugh in your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we have food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom woke me up this morning by screaming at the top of her lungs because Mac Miller was on mtv...Like mother,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're at the supermarket, you look at a text , reply it in 5 seconds... And BAAAAAM you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom is a bad influence. Every time I go in the store she's like that's such a cute shirt. And I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Mom, You get mad at me for not acting my age, and then start crying because I'm 'growing up too fast.'… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
THE AWKWARD MOMENT: When you look up from your phone & the person you have been following around the supermarket, isn't your Mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: MOM CAN U MAKE ME A SANDWHICH?!!! *doesn't hear*, Whispers to myself: 'Deaf bitch'. Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mothers Day to all moms, grannies, great grannies, step moms, foster moms, and those who lost their mom. Moms are priceless! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, look! 'Very nice.' Oh, that's cool how you saw without actually looking... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love my Mom for actually being a mother and keeping my life steered straight. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you were little, I'm goingto tell your mom, was the scariest sentence ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Mom, he was fucking my mother. He's a motherfucker! - Sleeping with the Fishes” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, my friends don;t care if my friends is messy,they just care if we have food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a mom who is a survivor, I fully support saving the ta tas!! Love you mom! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to a mom who didn't intentionally get knocked up to be on MTV. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm yelling 'I'm ready!' to my mom even though I'm still trying to find my stuff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, thanks for providing me with love that's as never-ending as your voice mails. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom is way too excited to spend quality time with me when the power goes out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To the most amazing mom in the world... I love you with all my strengths & heart ¥ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama so fat, I took a picture with her last christmas and it's still printing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, thanks for not being famous enough to adopt a black baby instead of having me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best part of being a mom is when I see my kids genuinely happy about everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You ask more questions than a parent, I have a mom and dad and I don't need another. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do what I want, when I want, wherever I want!....as long as my mom says it's okay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That once in a lifetime moment when Mom agrees to buy what you want without arguing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
21 years old and my mom still goes out shopping for me...What would I do without her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its so different & hard when your mom isn't in the same state as you...I miss you mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every mother thinks that their child is the most beautiful, but only my mom is right ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kid: Mom stop you are not funny. You never makes jokes. Mom: I made you. 24 April 2012÷ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
