Mom texts you a question while you are driving. Gets mad at you for texting and driving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have three lives. Mine, the one that people make up, and the one my mom thinks I have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The walk of shame at the store when you have to put somethingback because your mom saysno — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom wants to be 16 again to fall in love with Justin Bieber. Like mother like daughter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know I'm gonna be the best mom ever! That's why I'm taking my time in becoming a mother. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if youre sexually active in front of your mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your mom thinks you have an attitude with her but all you did was answer her question. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom always told me not to let anything or anyone stop me from doing what I love, even her — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Children desperately need to know - and to hear in ways they understand and remember - that they're loved and valued by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love my mom no matter what we go through and no matter how much we argue because I know, in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Manipulating your siblings by saying 'I'm going to tell mom what you did' ...When in fact, you don't even know anything that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the end of the day I love my mom regardless of how much we argue, or whatever we go through, because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Deadbeat moms never realize the lasting effects that they have on there child's life, you only get one father and mother in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Miley's mom actually stood up for her during her performance. My mom would have dragged me to church and sprayed holy water… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Moms are guardian angels to us while they are on this earth..and when they go to heaven..they have that much more power… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry mom. Another year older & you wonder if I'll ever settle down. Teenage years you got me condoms for birthdays. Here… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom:What did you learn at school today? Me:Apparently not enough. I have to go back tomorrow — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The walk of shame at the store when you have to put something back because your mom says no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im the girl ur ex will HATE the girl ur mom will LOVE and the girl u want to be with FOREVER — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom is the best,even though we have our ups and downs...You still are the love of my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: I just ran 5 greenlights in a row! Daughter: You deserve a ticket -__- Mom: ............ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the girl your ex girlfriend will hate, your mom will love, and that you will never forget. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I can't find something it just happens to magically appears when my mom looks for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think you're having a bad day, just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even though I have a zero relationship with my mother in law, she still insists I call her mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom always told me 'If you feel like doing something do it. Dont over think it, just do it.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, thanks for everything you do and you give in my life, it means a lot, you're my everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every father should Remember that 1 day his son will follow his Example ,instead of his advice ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just told my mom: Hey well I'm sorry I'm a brat and a bitch sometimes but I DO appreciate you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“MOTHER LOVE IS THE FUEL THAT ENABLES A NORMAL HUMAN BEING TO DO IMPOSSIBLE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This one is for you mom and all of the hell you put me through before you took the easy way out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im ok mom. Im okay. Ill be ok. Ill be ok mom. I want to be okay mom. Mom I'm not ok… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you did something stupid and your mom thinks that everybodyneeds to know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom tells you that black guy hit on you because of your badonkadonk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom called me a spoiled brat...well mother, that's what happens when you buy your child's love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do you juggle having a career, trying to get an education and being the best mom on the block? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom says I'm destined to be the sort of man who uses big words but pronounces them incorrectly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
