I used to go to open mics in New York when I was starting out, and it was mostly just people who… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I'm still learning who I am. One minute I have black hair, the next it's red. One day I'm wearing Converse sneakers,… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
I'm the worst in The Office. It's a problem. They've had to shut down the set for like 30 minutes because of me. — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
The truth is easier when you leavin' it out. Like when you "5 minutes away" but you're just leavin your house? — William Wordsworth Copy Share Image
The minute you start to strategize too much, the more you start to think you're in control of your own fate. And… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
I love that you can be laughing one minute and crying the next, and then be shocked the next. I like things… — Courteney Cox Copy Share Image
We've learned that Donald Trump can say whatever he wants and switch it a minute later, and nobody really cares. — Jumaane Williams Copy Share Image
Raising people is not some lark. It's serious work with serious repercussions. It's air-traffic control. You can't step out for a minute;… — Kelly Corrigan Copy Share Image
Kind of where you end up your ride on a horse is so important. It's a little bit like when you guys… — Buck Brannaman Copy Share Image
The ideas of directing attention outward, trying to imagine other people complexly, trying not to see myself as the center of the… — John Green Copy Share Image
I love the power of the musician who composes and performs. I envy their ability to put a nugget of truth in… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I'll never forget that first night with the team. Going to the ballpark on the bus was the hardest 30 minutes of… — Al Kaline Copy Share Image
If I'd just been interested in record sales, I would have taken one of the deals I was offered after 'Soapstar Superstar,'… — Richard Fleeshman Copy Share Image
Once I'd reached the point where I could squirrel away more than 30 digits a minute in memory palaces, I still only… — Joshua Foer Copy Share Image
In the summer of 1991, I was on the first Lollapalooza tour. Nightly, I would watch Jane's Addiction singer Perry Farrell go… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
Because I don't do stand-up, radio has always been my equivalent, a place to stay in connection with the public and force… — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
Sometimes when something really works well, it becomes a target, forty years for me, I've been a part, and I've loved every… — John Travolta Copy Share Image
Bishop on "At the Fishhouses"At the last minute, after I'd had a chance to do a little research in Cape Breton, I… — Elizabeth Bishop Copy Share Image
How could I resist? Look, I love that record and have nothing but great, great memories of my time with BLACK SABBATH… — Ian Gillan Copy Share Image
Three weeks ago, he’d seen hail fall from the sky, only to be followed minutes later by a spectacular rainbow that seemed… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
The decision to rely heavily on high-altitude air power, target urban infrastructure and repeatedly attack heavily populated towns and villages has reflected… — Seumas Milne Copy Share Image
You say you should have died instead of me. But during my time on earth, people died instead of me, too. It… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
Religion has convinced people that theres an invisible man ¦ Living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I would rather a thousand times be five minutes at the feet of Christ than listen a lifetime to all the wise… — Dwight L. Moody Copy Share Image
Now the seconds turn into minutes now but you won't give me an answer. You can tell me this, you can tell… — Fefe Dobson Copy Share Image
By thinking and acting affirmatively in this minute, you will influence the hour, the day, and in time, your entire life. — Denis Waitley Copy Share Image
I meet a person, and in my mind I'm saying three minutes; I give you three minutes to show me the spark. — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
writers just kept on staring at nothing until they wrote something. Might be two minutes or two weeks. — Martha Grimes Copy Share Image
If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I… — Brian Clough Copy Share Image
I'm controlling, and I want everything orderly, and I need lists. My mind goes a mile a minute. I'm difficult on every… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
Ten minutes before you go onstage and you begin singing that torchy blues song, you may just be drinking a glass of… — Ronee Blakley Copy Share Image
I lay back and tried not to think of the minutes passing. Just yesterday we had a wealth of them. Now each… — Madeline Miller Copy Share Image
If I can tell you the story from beginning to end in five minutes, I'm ready to start writing. Then it's a… — Richard Price Copy Share Image
If we get the good that belongs to us here and now, we must extract the sweetness of each passing minute while… — Orison Swett Marden Copy Share Image
I think the value of venues like CNBC is that they give investors an opportunity to reevaluate the situation minute by minute,… — Maria Bartiromo Copy Share Image
I can't believe how much money I lose betting on sports. "sucker born every minute". That's me! — Doyle Brunson Copy Share Image
In these long-standing conflicts, I find that most cases it gets resolved in about twenty minutes after each side can tell me… — Marshall B. Rosenberg Copy Share Image
I always believe leaders are readers, so you've got to read 30 minutes a day of something that's going to inspire you. — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
To write it, it took three months; to conceive it three minutes; to collect the data in it all my life. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image