In the highly unlikely event he survived the drastic changes in the ratio of his volume to his surface area, by approximately the 8th week of his ordeal the Incredible Shrinking Man, having become smaller than an oxygen molecule, would… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
There's a famous saying: If 99% was good enough, gravity wouldn't work for 14 minutes every day. I did the calculation, and it's actually… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
I'm all for one-world government, assuming we can find a world. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
A double standard is a scandal. A single standard is an atrocity. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Wait, the Jesus lizard is the lizard that runs on top of the water, not the lizard that shoots blood out of its eyes?… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be dusty. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
In the highly unlikely event he survived the drastic changes in the ratio of his volume to his surface area, by approximately the 8th… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
America has never lost a war. We just misplaced a couple temporarily. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in. If people get angry, you can always pretend you were just standing up… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about a person by what they think you can tell a lot about a person by. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
