Mind Quotes by Art Buchwald

The things that matter most are not things.

— Art Buchwald

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb…

— Art Buchwald

I found out I'd spent my whole life believing things that weren't necessarily accurate. My sisters' memories of certain events are entirely different from…

— Art Buchwald

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

— Art Buchwald

I can now say without hesitation the Marine Corps was the best foster home I ever had.

— Art Buchwald

Writers are funny about reviews: when they get a good one they ignore it-- but when they get a bad review they never forget…

— Art Buchwald

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

— Art Buchwald

No one ever mentioned it, but thousands of men welcomed World War II as a way to escape their humdrum lives rather than a…

— Art Buchwald

Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later.

— Art Buchwald

When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it

— Art Buchwald

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me.

— Art Buchwald

An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn't know any women.

— Art Buchwald