Five-hundred years ago people were saying in manuscripts, "Can you believe these kids today?" They were saying that same phrase everyone says now. No one can believe the youth and what they're doing and how culture is going and how… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off! — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I love the challenge of an entire year has gone by and how has that affected the character you're playing. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
Well, that would be a title [the busiest guy in Hollywood] still reserved for Ryan Seacrest. I have one assistant; he has about nine.… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I'm very happy and being raised Catholic I assume it will end tomorrow. The rug will be pulled out from under me and someone… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I don't feel any pressure to joke about #MeToo - in fact, I'd say you shouldn't, because it's a great movement that is exposing… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
People might say it came easy for me. The fact is, I've worked hard on every role. I prepare for each audition...take the script,… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
'Almost Live' allowed me to take chances and try things you can't do on national television. It allowed me to screw up. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I was serious about Ultimate Fighting Championship. And I'm not even ashamed to say it because I want free tickets. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I don't really know. I think the first test is when you're very little and you fart, and you laugh at it and so… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I think the smart people will get even smarter, and the dumb people will get even dumber. But I think they all will enjoy… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
![“Well, that would be a title [the busiest guy in Hollywood] still reserved for Ryan Seacrest. I have one assistant; he has about nine. I don't have a food taster yet, I don't have a fluffer either. But, yes there are some days when I don't know if I am coming or going.” quote by Joel McHale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/210/joel-mchale-8254_assistants_well-that-would-be-a-title-the-busiest-g_72338.jpg)
