“Finding a soulmate is an easy adventure, but the difficult part admist the game is finding your kind of person.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life: ~people applaud you incessantly.… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Nothing can save you from hate, empty all your treasures and give it to people and one out of the multitudes will… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Merry hearts are vulnerable to death, don't be over-joyed to the state of oblivion, lest the enemy poison your meal.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“The future is as blank as a plane sheet if you don't have an eagle's eye, that's why you should climb to… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“My friend is my friend, even if he wears rag, even if he wasn't born with a silver spoon, even if nobody… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Don't degrade your soul to the extent of believing in curses. No man can curse you except your maker.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“...as we are endowed. ...with rhetorics. ...none will deny. ...of innocence. ...towards scribbling. ...of love lines. ...and of lust. ...to what seems… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Falling in love can be likened to someone, falling from a high building. The possible result will be unconsciousness if not death.… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Don't feel better than anybody, because you feel like something. Always have it at the back of your mind that you were… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“When Albert Einstein told you to hide your source, he wasn't giving you a deliberate advice to conceal the root in which… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Don't be carried away by beauty, for the faeces also stays in the rectum of ravishing faces, and their private life is… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“A poor man knows the true value of money and will not dare waste it, but a rich man is extravagant and… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Some writers aren't writers, they are mere escapees' and refugees' on an exile from the jungle of thoughts.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Every idea is in the soul of its owner. No other power can shift it to another soul, that is why we… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Don't bother to ring a bell in the ear that doesn't listen. Move to another ear, and if he doesn't listen to… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
No matter how valuable you are and your ideas, fools will certainly play both of you down, so exclude yourselves from the… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Don't wait for people to dress your bed for you, do it yourself and you'll be glad to sleep and feel relaxed — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Don't let out your true behaviour in the public, even if you were born nasty, make others feel you were well bred.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Every human is a school subject. This is rather a metaphorical way of saying it, to put it straight, those you love… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“If you can be heartless as the first man who visited the space, then there will be nothing impossibe for you to… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Love is not all about loving everything perfect, it is when someones corrosive nature is the only thing that glues you to… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“There's no shame compared to being beautiful with nothing in your brain, an ugly devil with wits is much better that the… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“If you follow the pescribed way of how people want you to be, then it will be of great relieve if you… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“The number of your antagonists are far more greater than that of your companions, so you have to keep a stone of… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Growing up doesn't mean that you are older than someone, it means that you are no longer an amateur.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“There's nothing worthless about being wordless, it will only save your mouth from talking gibberish.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Majority of people prefer a good name to a bad name, but to me, anyone can call me anything, as long as… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Just as the unwanted pregnancy, there are unwanted people in your life you should strive to abort, and such abortion is not… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“The world is changing rapidly, and everyone changes along with the world. Discoveries is now becoming rampant; intellectually, technologically,etc, each having its… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Many writers make the mistake of making their readers appear like Lazarus, without any iota of care, throwing down books to readers… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Darkness can inspire light, and light can inspire darkness, its just a difference of distant of these two contrasting forces.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Everything comes at the right time, but if the right time is too late to be patient, go earlier before it becomes… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“If a negative viewer looks at you with an ugly fiendish eye, find a way and pluck off his eyes, or better… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Go higher and higher, until it becomes impossible to bring you down, I wanna use a microscope to locate you, don't even… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“My father told me that it is only a mad man that keeps bushy hairs. I asked him, "what about the great… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“It is difficult to love someone who loves you, but easy to hate someone who loves you, and love someone who hates… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Anything you fear is a shackle to ur soul. It is a phobia that tethers and blinds ur ability to see and comprehend your… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“The human eye is restricted to see the useen, because there’s a price to be paid to the rulers of this image and if… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“-We need more love, to supersede hatred, -We need more strength, to resist our weaknesses, -We need more inspiration, to lighten up our innermind.… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Don't pretend to be what you're not, instead, pretend to what you want to be, it is not pretence, it is a journey to… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“A lot can be done with courage, than with years wasted on the search for perfection.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Any fool that had once helped you will someday make known to everyone that you were once a needy. No matter how broke you… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Sex doesn't satisfy for a lifetime, the more you have it, the more you want it. And the more you have it, the more… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“It is easy to criticize the antisocial, but hard to get close to know what keeps them at bay.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“There's no difference between a madman and a professor...it should be clear to you in the way they dress, act and think.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“People run away from the love game because they know they won't win the race.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“When you favour a woman, she will want to return the favour in so many means, but its better to rupidiate such offerings.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“When pain inspires you, your thoughts scream its lungs out.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Laugh now, and laugh hard. For laughter is the bell. And when it rings, it cleanses the air.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
