Mice Quotes · Page 7

The best-laid plans of mice and comedians usually wind up on the cutting-room floor.

— Jon Stewart

To a mouse, cheese is cheese. That is why mouse traps are effective.

— Wendell Johnson

“If you want to live where people are not afraid of mice, you must give up living in palaces.’ - Cady”

— E. Lockhart

Negativland through rose colored glasses. If 'mice are from Mars,' Greek Buck is from Venus.

— Terre Thaemlitz

Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup-they all die. So do we.

— Robert Fulghum

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

— Bob Hope

The image we have would be impossible for Mickey Mouse to maintain. We're just... normal people.

— Karen Carpenter

What is this frog and mouse battle among the mathematicians?

— Albert Einstein

With Your great schemes, You ruin our happiness like a harvester ruins a mouse's nest: I hate You, God, I hate You…

— Graham Greene

But evil fortune has decreed, (The foe of mice as well as men) The royal mouse at last should bleed, Should fall…

— Michael Bruce

When the last deer disappears into the morning mist, When the last elk vanishes from the hills, When the last buffalo falls…

— Chief Joseph

Danger Mouse is now working on a bunch of other records, translating his ideas about remixing into all sorts of other projects.

— Damon Albarn

It is with roses and locomotives (not to mention acrobats Spring electricity Coney Island the 4th of July the eyes of mice…

— e. e. cummings

You planning top kill me with a Wiffle bat?" [Carson asked] "Yeah." "Why?" he asked. The bat was shaking in my tight…

— Rachel Vail

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse…

— Conan O'Brien

A little mouse of thought appears in the room, and even the mightiest potentates are thrown into panic. They make frantic efforts…

— Winston Churchill

Soft fantasy worlds have a much looser cause-and-effect relationship. Alchemists can turn lead into gold and nobody wonders about how it will…

— Patrick Rothfuss

The thing about exploring is that you have to know whether the thing you've found is worth finding. Some things are just…

— John Boyne

When friends speak overmuch of times gone by, often it's because they sense their present time is turning them from friends to…

— Frederick Buechner

“I once saw, on a flower pot in my own living room, the efforts of a field mouse to build a remembered…

— Loren Eiseley

As soon as we get comfortable in one role, we have to take on another! Why? ... Because he wants to keep…

— Walter Wykes

These people who are always briskly doing something and as busy as waltzing mice, they have little, sharp, staccato ideas, such as:…

— Brenda Ueland

You couldn't pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a tough job. You have to solve people's…

— Christopher Meloni

Well I've got to get out of the rat-race now I'm tired of the ways of mice and men And the empires…

— Van Morrison

Even today no computer can understand language as well as a three-year-old or see as well as a mouse.

— Vilayanur S. Ramachandran

And a mouse is miracle enough to stagger sextillions of infidels.

— Walt Whitman

The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey.

— Anonymous

T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

— Clement Clarke Moore

If one mouse is a spark...then ten thousand are a conflagration.

— Carmen Agra Deedy

I grew up watching Mickey Mouse and going to Disney World, like, 2,000 times. Mickey Mouse is like my guru.

— Greg Cipes

The cats that drive the mice away are as good as they that catch them

— German Proverb

The mouse that always trusts to one poor hole Can never be a mouse of any soul.

— Alexander Pope

There ain't a body, be it mouse or man, that ain't made better by a little soup.

— Kate DiCamillo

The original Mickey Mouse Club, established in the '30s, was designed to attract children to movie theaters.

— Annette Funicello

Percival was mouse-coloured and had not been very attractive even to his mother.

— William Golding

For a while I was thinking about moving the mouse with my hand.

— Matt Nagle

A woman and a mouse, they carry a tale wherever they go.

— Gelett Burgess

Ever heard the story about a cat that accidentally caught a mouse in his sleep? Me neither

— Mike Murdock

Think of the country mouse and of the town mouse, and of the alarm and trepidation of the town mouse.

— Marcus Aurelius

A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?

— Julian Tuwim