Mice Quotes · Page 5

We already live a very long time for mammals, getting three times as many heartbeats as a mouse or elephant. It never…

— David Brin

In the world of Internet Customer Service, it's important to remember your competitor is only one mouse click away.

— Douglas A. Warner III

Always expect the unexpected. Right around Thanksgiving, when the new Alex Cross will be out. It's called Four Blind Mice and it's…

— James Patterson

Mice can get in the absolute smallest of cracks. I've seen it myself.

— Bryan Baeumler

As houses well stored with provisions are likely to be full of mice, so the bodies of those that eat much are…

— Diogenes

What really takes me back is when I'm walking around the Lower East Side, because we went to so many places [there]…

— Jancee Dunn

He lived in a fantasy world. There was not a day when he didn't add some Mickey Mouse story about a club…

— Joe Kinnear

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.

— Robert Burns

The Tale of Despereaux is the story of an unlikely hero, a mouse, who falls in love with a princess and then…

— Kate DiCamillo

Any cat that misses a mouse pretends it was aiming for the dead leaf.

— Charlotte Gray

I moved to Portland because Modest Mouse is there. I didn't necessarily mean to live there permanently, but I've got a really…

— Johnny Marr

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

— George Gobel

Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said "Eat your peas." Barney shouted no and ran…

— Bill Watterson

Black cat or white cat: If it can catch mice, it's a good cat

— Deng Xiaoping

It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that…

— Anonymous

When mice run, cats give chase.

— Rachel Vincent

Rats. Rats, mice, and rodents.

— Jean Ferris

If you think cat food is for cats, how come it doesn't come in mouse flavor?

— Seth Godin

The best-laid plans of mice and comedians usually wind up on the cutting-room floor.

— Jon Stewart

[On journalists:] ... however lyingly libellous they may be: nobody can seriously hurt the reputation of a Great person. If he is…

— Caitlin Thomas

It was an excess of fantasy that killed the old United States, the whole Mickey Mouse and Marilyn thing, the most brilliant…

— Anonymous

Based on my time living with rats and mice in Washington, D.C., I have always assumed that animals will escape such fires,…

— Bruce Friedrich

I loved working on Of Mice and Men. It was a wonderful group of people. John Malkovich is to me one of…

— Sherilyn Fenn

God, she's growing up, and I don't know when it happened, man. I used to buy her Minnie Mouse panties and little…

— Bill Engvall

Jiu Jitsu is a mousetrap. The trap does not chase the mouse. But when the mouse grabs the cheese, the trap plays…

— Helio Gracie