Okay fat girls it's called plenty of fish not plenty of whales, and don't take pictures of your face and boobs we don't want to meet up with you and you're a walking land whale.. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
Okay seriously.. to all you girls out there, after you give a blowjob to us don't try and kiss us alright? Your breath smells… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
You know what they mean by beauty isn't on the inside right? It means once you're inside her it's beautiful! — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
One day I want to be walking home in a thunderstorm after a one night stand it's pouring rain, thundering and lightning, and a… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my digits so fuck me crazy ! — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
Okay fat girls it's called plenty of fish not plenty of whales, and don't take pictures of your face and boobs we don't want… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
A slut is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everyone touches it, but nobody wants it. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
It's funny how one person can mean the world to you make you feel so good and so bad so fast, I don't know… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
I swear to god, the next time in nearly asleep and I get a text I'm going to bully and humiliate them with harsh… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend was a video game she would be rated E for everyone.. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
