A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied,… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
The entertainment industry isn't a line of work encouraged in the Persian culture. When I called my dad to say I wanted… — Nazanin Boniadi Copy Share Image
In respect to religion and the healing art, all nations are still in a state of barbarism. In the most civilized countries… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
We would like doctors to listen, but the fact is, we better be ready to be able to talk to them. You're… — Anna Deavere Smith Copy Share Image
A doctor is a man who writes prescriptions, till the patient either dies or is cured by nature. — John Taylor Copy Share Image
“These modern analysts! They charge so much. In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks, he… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Picciola!’ said the Doctor to himself; and aloud, ‘Then you have time to enjoy them?’ ‘When we are at work at a… — Charlotte Mary Yonge Copy Share Image
Nature is nowhere accustomed more openly to display her secret mysteries than in cases where she shows tracings of her workings apart… — William Harvey Copy Share Image
The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
The secret art of inviting blessings. The spiritual medicine of all diseases. Morning and night, join your hands in prayer and repeat… — Mikao Usui Copy Share Image
Every disease is a musical problem. Its cure a musical solution. The more rapid and complete the solution, the greater the musical… — Novalis Copy Share Image
A lot of the diagnosis and monitoring functions will be done through little devices - smartphones - by the patient with computer… — Eric Topol Copy Share Image
To my father, business was the highest calling, but to my mother, medicine was the top profession. — William Standish Knowles Copy Share Image
The food you eat can either be the safest and most powerful form of medicine, or the slowest form of poison — Ann Wigmore Copy Share Image
I have the ability and to have access to and to learn more in different areas in wellness and health because I… — Montel Williams Copy Share Image
“It is important for Americans to recognize that, despite all of the fancy gimmicks and perceived power of modern medicine, the largest… — Charles C Harpe Copy Share Image
Depression is a treatable medical illness like cancer and heart disease. — Judith Peacock Copy Share Image
“You know America has a way of turning everything into an illness that needs medicine.” — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Copy Share Image
My sister had health insurance; she should have been warned by her doctors that she was at risk. But she was a… — Robin Lim Copy Share Image
Doctors smoke it. Nurses smoke it. Judges smoke it. Even the lawyers too... — Peter Tosh Copy Share Image
I am forced to the conclusion that modern medicine does not know it all. — Jennifer Worth Copy Share Image
In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival. — Luis Bunuel Copy Share Image
“Well the doctors say she's getting better, but I'm not stupid I know what terminal means” — Christine Woo Copy Share Image
A woman in the audience asked [Barack] Obama about her mother. Her mother was 101 years old and was in need of… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
“As my life changed in that non-descript doctor’s office, everything around me remained the same. It was as if everyone around me… — Cheri Davies Copy Share Image
For 500 years the West patented six killer applications that set it apart. The first to download them was Japan. Over the… — Niall Ferguson Copy Share Image
Not one amongst the doctors, as you'll see For his own friends desires to prescribe. — Philemon Copy Share Image
The problem for a Paracelsian physician like me is that I see diseases as disguises in which people present me with their… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
I say, doctors are the profiteers of death and unclaimed cadavers that were once inhabited by homeless and wondering poets! — Rawi Hage Copy Share Image
What I'm telling you is there's too many junk lawsuits suing too many doctors. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I went to medical school after having decided to do so somewhere between my junior and senior year at Harvard - very… — Eric Kandel Copy Share Image
“I have a theory that doctors are permanently tired as they are always fighting off some new virus to which they have… — Rosamund Kendal Copy Share Image
Healthcare should be between the doctor and the patient. And if the doctor says something needs to be done, the government should… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image