Why are their stitch marks on zombies? Who the fuck is giving them medical attention? — Amanda Roberts Copy Share Image
Target. The Walmart for people who think they are too good for Walmart. — Amanda Roberts Copy Share Image
I just found out I passed my drug test. My dealer has some explaining to do-.- — Amanda Roberts Copy Share Image
Dear Gangsta, if you pulled up your pants maybe you could run from the cops faster. — Amanda Roberts Copy Share Image
Not saying she's a slut, but she's been pounded more than the I in Pixar. — Amanda Roberts Copy Share Image
You know it was a really crazy night if you wake up in your own bed, but end up in a strangers house. — Amanda Roberts Copy Share Image
Why are their stitch marks on zombies? Who the fuck is giving them medical attention? — Amanda Roberts Copy Share Image
