Marvin Quotes by Douglas Adams

Marvin was humming ironically because he hated humans so much.

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Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?

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What's up?" "I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there.

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Life! Don't talk to me about life!

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Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.

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What's up?" [asked Ford.] I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there.

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Why should I want to make anything up? Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it.

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It's part of the shape of the Universe. I only have to talk to somebody and they begin to hate me.

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Marvin started his ironical humming again. Zaphod hit him and he shut up.

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Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God,…

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The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The…

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Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head, I can see by infrared, How I hate the night.…

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Don't blame you," said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later.

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Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to…

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Marvin trudged on down the corridor, still moaning. "...and then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down…

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You may not instantly see why I bring the subject up, but that is because my mind works so phenomenally fast, and…

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Come on,” he droned, “I’ve been ordered to take you down to the bridge. Here I am, brain the size of a…

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“Sorry, did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, dragging himself on regardless. "Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so…

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Ghastly," continued Marvin, "it all is. Absolutely ghastly. Just don't even talk about it. Look at this door," he said, stepping through…

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“Having solved all the major mathematical, physical, chemical, biological, sociological, philosophical, etymological, meteorological and psychological problems of the Universe except for his…

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