Fine. Sit around being inconsiderate asses…and you wonder why none of you are married. (Zarina) (Sway cleared his throat meaningfully.) Oh, shush.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
My parents were married my whole life until my father passed away a few years ago. — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
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All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Marriage is not a priority for me. I'm not saying I'll never do it. It's just not where we are as a… — Nia Long Copy Share Image
I don't want to get married, and I don't want to work after I'm 30, so I must manage my fortune somehow… — Anna Held Copy Share Image
I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a… — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
All I want to do is to go to America, get married and start a new life. — Mordechai Vanunu Copy Share Image
Love itself is obvious.You meet, love, part ways, get hurt and you meet again. I bet people get married because they’re tired… — Kim A-joong Copy Share Image
Where I grew up in Dallas, things might be a little more traditional. People have the same things in mind. They're supposed… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I love whiskey, and I'm a big fan of 'Mad Men,' so anything that Don Draper does, I like to do. But… — Charles Kelley Copy Share Image
Some situations are so hopeless when you look at them from the outside you say, Why are they still married? — Eric Braeden Copy Share Image
Now, I'm for interracial marriage. I'm for same-sex marriage. I'm the one that introduced the bill to have same-sex marriage. I don't… — Alvin Holmes Copy Share Image
I've surpassed any goal I set for myself as far as my body, my career, and getting married. — Ricki Lake Copy Share Image
I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought, 'I gotta… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so… — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a… — Kent McCord Copy Share Image
I'd like to someday see myself married to my true love and starting a big family, and at the same time still… — Natassia Malthe Copy Share Image
The only pleasurable part of taking the subway, as everyone will agree, is concocting elaborate fantasies about what it would be like… — Russell Smith Copy Share Image
I've been married 34 years. I have not been a perfect man. I have made mistakes in my life. — Gary Condit Copy Share Image
I wrote my first books when I was single and then I got married and then had a kid and there were… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
I don't remember a drama on TV that had shown a couple could be married but still love each other very much,… — Aaron Spelling Copy Share Image