Married Quotes · Page 147

I'd met a woman and I got married, but the money ran out right away. I hadn't had a job for seven…

— Denis Johnson

People don't roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they're married, but it's all…

— Barbara Cartland

When I got married, I was all in love, but then came life intruding in, and sometimes it's difficult ... I would…

— Angela Bassett

There are two things we cannot do alone. One is to be married and the other is to be a Christian.

— Paul Tournier

Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?

— Meg Cabot

The chief cause of unhappiness in married life is that people think that marriage is sex attraction, which takes the form of…

— Leo Tolstoy

If you are married, then accept that. Accept the husband that God has given you. If you are single, accept your singleness…

— Elisabeth Elliot

I would say, 'Go ask any couple that's been married for 30, 40, 50 years... It hasn't always been roses.'

— Jason Aldean

I didn't want to get married - I thought it was like a cult! It seemed so conservative and unnatural.

— Alicia Silverstone

I don't mind being a grandfather; I've been a mother for so many years. You just can't believe what it's like being…

— Steven Tyler

Bill and Hillary Clinton are married, so under the law, paying him for a speech is like giving money directly to her…

— Tom Fitton

I married a damned cereal killer

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

That one thing you do give up when you get married is that magic moment of meeting someone, and the sparks and…

— Katie Aselton

If I get married I get a tax break, if I have a kid I get a tax break, if I get…

— Bill Burr

I don't think a man should try to suppress a woman just because he's married to her.

— Lisa Vanderpump

I met Mary [Hamill] in New York at my exhibition and when I told her about my oral history project she asked,…

— Chath Piersath

The government taxes you when you bring home a paycheck. It taxes you when you make a phone call. It taxes you…

— J. C. Watts

The network told me to get rid of Number One, the woman first lieutenant, and also get rid of 'that Martian fellow'...…

— Gene Roddenberry

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

— Barry Humphries

This is a culture of female display. And the reason it's a culture of female display is that on the Upper East…

— Wednesday Martin

I'm not married and I don't think that's going to work out for me. I'm not even bitter, I'm just exhausted.

— Mary Lynn Rajskub

My wife is Dutch and very independent. She never wanted or needed to be married.

— Julio Iglesias

I'll get married when I'm bloody ready!

— Perrie Edwards

Bayern and I are like a married couple.

— Franck Ribery

I've certainly had to go through trying to change the fact that I was always identified as the widow of Notorious B.I.G.…

— Faith Evans