If you get married, you lose all your benefits. That's insane! We should give people bonuses for getting married, and sending signals… — Sam Brownback Copy Share Image
It's important when you're married not to forget those things you used to do when you were trying to get her to… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
What's missing from the online experience is community. Married couples are still going to need something to do on Tuesday nights, right?… — Edward Allen Bernero Copy Share Image
When you're a woman in your thirties, and maybe you don't really know what you want to do with your life, but… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
On the night before we were married, all of the anxiety in the world came down upon me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm married to Kevin, a photographer whose career has put him on the campaign trail with presidential candidates and sent him on… — Nancy Horan Copy Share Image
Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I never liked my father. He really was a dullard and misanthrope. My mother and he were married for 22, years and… — Edmund White Copy Share Image
Married life can seem as if it's only five days long. The first day you meet, the second day you marry, the… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
I don't think that because I'm not married it's made my life any less. That old maid myth is garbage. — Diane Keaton Copy Share Image
The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best part about being married is feeling centered. Nothing else matters so much as long as you can come home and… — Patrick Dempsey Copy Share Image
Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
But Harry . . . even if we had met and married three years ago, you’d still say it wasn’t enough time.”… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks — Kid Rock Copy Share Image
When people are courting, many of them think that when they get married, that's it, and everything will be on Easy Street.… — Morris Chestnut Copy Share Image
I didn’t marry The One, I married this one, and the two of us became one. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Those seeking the life of the spirit should be cheerful and free, and not neglect recreation. Married people must act in conformity… — Teresa of Avila Copy Share Image
I was 13 or 14 and I met Donald Trump at a bar mitzvah of a good friend of ours, who's friends… — Jason Spezza Copy Share Image
And in a marriage you can't TRY and be married. You're married or you're not married... as far as I'm concerned. — Ringo Starr Copy Share Image
Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
