Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. — Jefferson Machamer Copy Share Image
After youve been married quite a few years, you learn to take orders; it just comes easy. — Randy Travis Copy Share Image
After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
I come from a very illustrious line of divorces. We love to get divorced in my family. My mother and father have… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
I don't believe in marriage. I think at worst it's a hostile political act, a way for small-minded men to keep women… — Tina Modotti Copy Share Image
I'm fortunate that the books sell, but even more fortunate to live in Chatham, to be very happily married and to have,… — Bernard Cornwell Copy Share Image
I was schooled at home, then didn't go to university because I married when I was 17. I didn't go into work… — Carolina Herrera Copy Share Image
It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas. Maybe… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
The goal of every married couple, indeed, every Christian home, should be to make Christ the Head, the Counselor and the Guide. — Paul Sadler Copy Share Image
Here's what I have to say about being married: someday you will look at him, hating him with every fibre of your… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because… — Yeardley Smith Copy Share Image
When I got married, I hired a great choir - the St. James Choir, an all-black gospel choir - to sing at… — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
You know you're ready to write a book when you have a feeling that you should do it, no matter what anybody… — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
I don't want to get married ... I'm certainly not going to give up the work I've wanted to do all my… — Gwethalyn Graham Copy Share Image
Look, Mother, I am never going to be thin. I'm Norwegian. If you wanted a thin daughter, you should not have married… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: "Last Girl Before Freeway." — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Religion looms as large as an elephant in the United States, to the point that being nonreligious is about the biggest handicap… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
Get married, in any case. If you happen to get a good mate, you will be happy; if a bad one, you… — Socrates Copy Share Image
Some were getting married; some were getting divorced. People were in different places, but you had enough time on this earth to… — Milo Ventimiglia Copy Share Image
We dated in our early 20s, when we were working at the same newspaper. We broke up, got back together and broke… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
It's a dream where you live a life that's powerful, one in which you can get married if you want to, raise… — Daniel Inouye Copy Share Image
