Relations between the sexes are so complicated that the only way you can tell if members of the set are going together is if they are married. Then, almost certainly, they are not. — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
There were three terrible ages of childhood - zero to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30. — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
Man has an infinite capacity to rationalize - especially when it comes to what he wants to eat. — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
I have read a great deal about what animals dream, but none of it has ever really satisfied me. I believe they dream exactly… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind. — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
It suddenly dawned on me one day, when I was reading in the paper about a woman wrestler, that being a curmudgeon was the… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
“When you are communicating with new people you do not have to know their names — after all, you've just met.” — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose. — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
Giving the cat a name, like marriage, is not an easy thing. Soon I experienced the selection of name for a baby, a dog,… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
To anyone who has ever been owned by a cat, it will come as no surprise that there are all sorts of things about… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
