Every damn President since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they're just like a schoolboy with… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
The customer is always right! John Wanamaker must be turning in his grave. If you're a customer today, you're an intruder. — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
In my day the schools taught two things, love of country and penmanship-now they don't teach either. — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
There were three terrible ages of childhood - zero to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30. — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
Man has an infinite capacity to rationalize - especially when it comes to what he wants to eat. — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
I have read a great deal about what animals dream, but none of it has ever really satisfied me. I believe they dream exactly… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind. — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
It suddenly dawned on me one day, when I was reading in the paper about a woman wrestler, that being a curmudgeon was the… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
“When you are communicating with new people you do not have to know their names — after all, you've just met.” — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose. — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
Giving the cat a name, like marriage, is not an easy thing. Soon I experienced the selection of name for a baby, a dog,… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
To anyone who has ever been owned by a cat, it will come as no surprise that there are all sorts of things about… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
