If your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
In the end, if you can't trust each other, what's the point of being married? — Sylvie Meis Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Gay marriage and who should be on a football team have nothing to do with each other. — Tony Dungy Copy Share Image
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
“The mast of a boat, a silver parachute, Mags laughing, a pink sky, Beetee’s trident, Annie in her wedding dress, waves breaking… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When a Roman was returning from a trip, he used to send someone ahead to let his wife know, so as not… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
But, I have greatest respect for women, and I never ever mock them or the institution of marriage or a committed relationship! — Sajid Khan Copy Share Image
I can't wait to be a mom and a wife, and explore that phase of life. And also see how it affects… — Tristan Prettyman Copy Share Image
“In this chapter, we’re going to explore how these various analogies use the experience of marriage to teach us valuable truths about… — Gary L. Thomas Copy Share Image
“It is shocking how many crimes the Bible contains. The Governor's wife should cut them all out and paste them into her… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Seriously I just don't get why straight people are so afraid of the fact that gay people can get married. — Conchita Wurst Copy Share Image
I love Matthew Broderick. Call me crazy, but I love him. We can only be in the marriage we are. We're very… — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
There is a scene in Richard Attenborough's biopic where Gandhi argues with his wife because she refuses to clean their latrine. She… — Rose George Copy Share Image
“Then you shouldn't have thrown her away when she was your wife. Now she ain't. Now she's somethin' to me and I… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“The last one's hard. Marriage is always a balancing act, and it's never a good idea for one partner to get too… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
And I knew in my bones that Emily Dickinson wouldn't have written even one poem if she'd had two howling babies, a… — Jennifer Donnelly Copy Share Image
Divorce is one of the loneliest of modern rituals. Before, during, and after the actual culmination of the legal process it is… — Suzanne Gordon Copy Share Image
“and not design my wedding dress. It was a labor of love really—the massive amounts of hand-applied sheer fabrics in various shades… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
I certainly do believe in monogamy. I don't believe that it's for everyone. I don't believe that marriage is for everyone. So… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
It's not someone else's responsibility to honor my marriage. It's my responsibility. — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
The man who puts into the marriage only half of what he owns will get that out. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Everyone's marriage is different. But everyone's marriage is a compromise. — Ariel Levy Copy Share Image
You should not propose marriage until you have resolved your feelings about your ex. — Amy Dickinson Copy Share Image
“The bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Bessie- A man picking out a wife is like asking a cow to pick out a farmer.” — Margaret Brownley Copy Share Image
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
“[Garry Essendine]: That is no prostitute, but the wife of one of my best friends!” — Noël Coward Copy Share Image
Dear Daddy, I wish you would be here to walk me down the aisle on my wedding day. — Ms_Shy_fly Copy Share Image