My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
To be sure a stepmother to a girl is a different thing to a second wife to a man! — Elizabeth Gaskell Copy Share Image
Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts. — Moliere Copy Share Image
This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!" — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife and I really enjoy a glass of red wine. We're too old to drink cheap wine, and we don't. — Paul Henderson Copy Share Image
As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
When we started CANANA, I wasn't married, so I guess I was married to the idea of CANANA. — Diego Luna Copy Share Image
The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I've had a life of all kinds of experiences - most of them good. And I've got eight kids and a wife… — Kris Kristofferson Copy Share Image
People have one year after the wedding to send a gift. Thank-you notes must be written immediately. If you don't receive an… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
We have a long way to go to being the perfect couple, we certainly don’t live the fairy tale marriage, he doesn’t… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“How, then, was she--his wife, who'd taken a vow to remain with him in sickness and in health--supposed to justify ending the… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
In January 2021, my home was vandalized. My husband and I had gone to a New Year's Eve party in 2020 in… — George Santos Copy Share Image
“My only regret,” he gently tugged me back toward him, “would be leaving this world before naming you as my wife. If… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
Straight couples don't have to be monogamous to be married or married to be monogamous. Monogamy no more defines marriage than the… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
“To any survivor who may be doubting whether what they’ve experienced is truly abuse, remember that emotional, verbal, and psychological abuse will… — Shahida Arabi Copy Share Image
“This house has endured three of my Dad's four wives, and so over the last few decades it's been a home-size mood… — Matthew Norman Copy Share Image
What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they please. — Ovid Copy Share Image
I can't imagine anybody in my life I've been more vulnerable with than my wife. — Anthony Green Copy Share Image
My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My wife thinks I'm very hot. She tells me that every couple of weeks. — Gregg Marshall Copy Share Image
I think if I weren't married to [Barack Obama], I'd want him to be in there. — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
For the record, I love my sister. But she is dead wrong on the marriage issue. — Mary Cheney Copy Share Image
As long as I have Music, I will never be lonely. She is my wife. No prenup! — Sonny Long Copy Share Image
My husband, David Simon, and I make our livings using our imaginations. — Laura Lippman Copy Share Image
Marriage is a beautiful thing if two people work on it and want to be together. — Jennifer Winget Copy Share Image
I can't wait for your wedding reception to show everyone why I'm divorced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It’d been a standing joke that their brother’s wife ruled him like a small country.” — Kellie Coates Gilbert Copy Share Image
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