Marriage Quotes · Page 244

A man who marries without knowing Bunbury has a very tedious time of it.

— Oscar Wilde

My wife read Narc as well and was really into it.

— Ray Liotta

Divorce, splitting up a family, is a terrible thing.

— Emily Atack

When you're gonna get married, it's all about your heart.

— Robinson Cano

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

— Helen Rowland

People don't suck at marriage they suck at communication.

— Romany Malco

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.

— Anonymous

I think the institution of marriage is a great idea, but for me it's just an idea.

— Lara Flynn Boyle

Just coming home, shutting the door and hanging out with my husband and daughter is a great de-stresser.

— Angela Scanlon

What woman doesnt believe that her husband had better taste in choosing a partner than she did?

— Victor De Kowa

I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I…

— Jimmy Carr

To tell about a drunken muzhik's beating his wife is incomparably harder than to compose a whole tract about the 'woman question.'

— Ivan Turgenev

I'd like to see myself married with a child and hopefully still involved in the entertainment business as an actor who is…

— Fred Savage

Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

The best part of being married is, everything we face in life, we face as a team. I don't do a thing…

— Michael Chiklis

HUSBAND, SMART, A man who buys his wife such fine china that she will never trust him to do the dishes;

— Nikhil Saluja

“Dear La Virgen, [...] and she puts flowers and special sea shells in front of this little fat guy she calls Budda…

— Alma Luz Villanueva

People often think of America as a classless society, but, of course, that isn't true. Within immigrant communities, there's an enormous distinction…

— Min Jin Lee

I think everybody should get married. Boys and girls. Girls and boys. Boys and boys! Girls and girls! Shouldn't we all be…

— Billie Joe Armstrong

For most people, a life lived alone, with passing strangers or passing lovers, is incoherent and ultimately unbearable. Someone must be there…

— Frank Pittman

I'm extremely fascinated by marriage. I want to study marriage. I want to learn about it. I want to know it. I…

— Adam Levine

Wife, sister, mother and daughter or the other, the relationship of money! eye's the tears, blood and liver are cheaper than dirt?…

— Anonymous

It used to be the custom for the bachelor dinner to take place the night before the wedding. Now, however, the bridesmaids'…

— Alice-Leone Moats

“To lovers out there… Pregnancy is the main reason why most couples are married today. Yet every day they ask themselves why…

— De philosopher DJ Kyos

I'm married to a vegetarian, so if ever we go out to dinner, I go for kidneys.

— Nicola Walker

My wife tells me off as I'm always coming home with either skateboards or guitars.

— Chesney Hawkes

Marriages that last are with people who do not live in Los Angeles.

— Farrah Fawcett

My wife is not insecure at all. She is one of the most sensible persons I know.

— Fawad Khan

Artist colonies are notorious for breaking up marriages and housing affairs.

— Kerry Cohen

[When asked how many husbands she had had:] My own, or other people's?

— Peggy Guggenheim

They err, who say that husbands can't be lovers.

— Anne Finch, Countess of Winchilsea

I don't respect women...that cheat on their husbands.

— Anonymous

There was only one person who I shared everything with, and that was my husband.

— Megyn Kelly

“Hidden Abuse in Upscale Marriages by Susan Weitzman (2000)”

— Liane Moriarty

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

— Frank Sinatra

Most people wouldn't want to marry a politician.

— Ken Livingstone

There's no sense in improving your marriage until you are secure with God.

— Francis Chan

“He that would thrive must ask his wife." It”

— Benjamin Franklin

Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.

— William Glasser

True happiness is being married to your best friend.

— Nicole Louise Divino