All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better speaker, and selfishly squander it on things like shoes for the children, homogenized milk, or perhaps A SECOND DRESS! — Stan Freberg Copy Share Image
The story of Little Blue Riding Hood is true. Only the color has been changed to prevent an investigation. — Stan Freberg Copy Share Image
Well, we're all a little hostile every now and then, some of us are able to sublimate, others of us can't adjust. You know… — Stan Freberg Copy Share Image
You can make sounds and music out of pretty much anything with a little imagination and putting your mind to it! — Stan Freberg Copy Share Image
When he was a little kid, he was a fat, spoiled kid. I can tell the type. — Stan Freberg Copy Share Image
All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better speaker, and selfishly squander it on things… — Stan Freberg Copy Share Image
