There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad. — Salvador Dali Copy Share Image
Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred… — Salvador Dali Copy Share
There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. — Salvador Dali Copy Share Image
Someone like myself, who claimed to be a real madman, living and organized with a Pythagorean precision. — Salvador Dali Copy Share Image
I seated ugliness on my knee, and almost immediately grew tired of it. — Salvador Dali Copy Share Image
Great wine requires a mad man to grow the vine, a wise man to watch over it, a lucid poet to make it, and… — Salvador Dali Copy Share Image
Liking money like I like it, is nothing less than mysticism. Money is a glory. — Salvador Dali Copy Share Image
Instead of stubbornly attempting to use surrealism for purposes of subversion, it is necessary to try to make of surrealism something as solid, complete… — Salvador Dali Copy Share Image
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing… — Salvador Dali Copy Share Image
