I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. — Max Kauffmann Copy Share Image
I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one. And she said, I'll bet it's that stuck up Phyllis at number 23. — Max Kauffmann Copy Share Image
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. — Max Kauffmann Copy Share Image
I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this… — Max Kauffmann Copy Share Image
