New York City is like the appetizer table at a Jewish wedding, loaded with salt and spice and cholesterol and flavor, with a waiter holding out pleasure in his right hand and indigestion in his left. If you've got the… — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'? — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
From talk radio to insult radio wasn't really that much of a leap. — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair? — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
A cat is a purring parcel of paradox, a cunning collection of contradictions. A cat is lazy and busy, dainty and savage, affectionate and… — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
New York City is like the appetizer table at a Jewish wedding, loaded with salt and spice and cholesterol and flavor, with a waiter… — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
If you are reading a large newspaper, all spread out on the table, your cat will come and sit on the very paragraph you… — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful. — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
To find his own salvation, a man must first find the fool locked inside himself and set it free. — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
who hasn't slept in an empty bed sometimes, longing for the embrace of another person on the achingly short trip to the grave? — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
