“I think about how I look just a little less attractive every day. I think that when I’m sixty, Max will just be finishing high school. I wonder if I should have had a career instead of a bunch of… — Laurie Gelman Copy Share Image
“It was a wedding gift from Ron’s ex. She sent us a gravy boat shaped like a turkey, where the neck is the handle and the gravy comes out the ass. I insist on using it at least twice a… — Laurie Gelman Copy Share Image
“Have I mentioned that I love my car? It is a totally tricked-out Honda Odyssey minivan, and let me tell you, I feel like… — Laurie Gelman Copy Share Image
“But even the best lives need a vacation and, let’s face it, renting a house with your family at a ski resort is not a vacation. It’s basically moving your life from one location to another. Unless someone else is making the beds, doing the laundry, and cooking, it’s just the same old life with the added inconvenience of not… — Laurie Gelman Copy Share
“I think about how I look just a little less attractive every day. I think that when I’m sixty, Max will just be finishing… — Laurie Gelman Copy Share Image
“It was a wedding gift from Ron’s ex. She sent us a gravy boat shaped like a turkey, where the neck is the handle… — Laurie Gelman Copy Share Image
“The boys nod and smile. Proof once again that chocolate solves just about all of life’s problems.” — Laurie Gelman Copy Share Image
“sigh as I take a sip of cooking wine, so named because it’s the wine I drink while I’m cooking.” — Laurie Gelman Copy Share Image
