Marriage...is the union of two people of different sexes with a view to the mutual possession of each other's sexual attributes for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please remember that your wife is a human being; if you abuse your wife physically, emotionally, or psychologically, then don't expect her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I hate married men ; they never make any sacrifice to the Arts, but are always thinking of their duty to their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you the best of times in your marriage. May your love bloom brighter and your marriage grow sweeter with each passing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“fathers must do more than just send their daughters off into the world and “hope they come back with a good one.”… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you feel that the relationship you share with your spouse is becoming strained, you've likely been looking for broken marriage help.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman who could always love would never grow old; and the love of mother and wife would often give or preserve… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guy's think woman are doing them a favor by accepting there hand in marriage but, Us woman accept proposal, get married, have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom and Dad, For 50 years, youve been the ones who showed us how to live. Your marriage demonstrates it best, how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am a navy wife. I take no moment spent together for granted. I hold onto every touch, caress, kiss, every word.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You who have never “been there” in the throes of grief, have no idea what is going on inside the head of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your spouse left you high and dry...don't cry, don't drink, and don't scream. Open your mouth and say...I am better for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have to wonder at what point the people fighting to protect marriage will realize that traditional couples haven't exactly been doing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m an imperfect man, and I’ve made my wife an imperfect woman. We’re just two imperfect people who refuse to give up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A strong marriange rarely has two strong peope at the same time.It is a husband and wife who take turns being strong… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
True love stories never have endings. We just wanted to say THANK YOU for being part of a very special day for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say if u wanna get married and someone is sweeping the floor and they sweep ur feet on a accident u… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...but I should say that kindliness, and sincerity, and if I may say so--modesty--are worth far more to a man, to a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love + Care = Mom Love + Fear = Dad Love + Help = Sister Love + Fight = Brother Love +… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All of us have had a broken heart. Even if it was a childhood sweetheart who left you for another boy who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're my weakness. I need you in my life. There's no one else I want as my wife. You give me feelings… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scientists have discovered that the longer people stay married, the more they begin to look alike. After 25 years you better start… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Adam laid himself down in Paradise to sleep While from him was taken a wife to keep. Adam poor father of creations… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sooner this wedding's over the happier I'll be." [Ron] "Yeah" said Harry, "then we'll have nothing to do except find Horcruxes....It'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The obvious effect of frivolous divorce will be frivolous marriage. If people can be separated for no reason they will feel it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sin is wrong, not because of what it does to me, or my spouse, or child, or neighbor, but because it is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How men hate waiting while their wives shop for clothes and trinkets; how women hate waiting, often for much of their lives,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was no religious ceremony connected with marriage among us, while on the other hand the relation between man and woman was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most precious gift that marriage gave me was the constant impact of something very close and intimate, yet all the time… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“man defends marriage because he is really defending his pleasures, the woman is even more vehement on the same side because she… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Marriage is going to be that happy state in which we get all of the nurturance and care and love and empathy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There isn't much difference between giving and leaving. While the former will ALWAYS come back to you, the latter will only do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Take God for your spouse and friend and walk with him continually, and you will not sin and will learn to love,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image