“Can you tell the difference between our margarine and our hair tonic? WE can’t.” — George Mikes Copy Share Image
I will never use a substitute for butter. Margarine is one molecule away from eating plastic. — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
I will never use a substitute for butter. Margarine is one molecule away from eating plastic. If I'm going to eat that… — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“my job to color the margarine, putting the white, lard-like block into a bowl then sprinkling orange coloring powder over it and… — Trevanian Copy Share Image
Margarine? That's not food. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? I can. If you're planning on using margarine in anything, you can… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image