My mama always used to tell me: IF YOU CAN'T FIND SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR YOU BEST FIND SOMETHING TO DIE FOR — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Callin my ex-girl or e-mailin my mama, you're the only one that's causin me this drama. — Drake Copy Share Image
Yo momma's so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama so fat, I took a picture with her last christmas and it's still printing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do not want to die being known for doing baby mama DNA tests on my show. — Ricki Lake Copy Share Image
Rock 'n' roll offered me a platform to speak what I felt. It also offered me a platform to support my mama… — Little Richard Copy Share Image
Laura Bush has the face of my mother when my mother was young. The face, the body, the voice. The first time… — Oriana Fallaci Copy Share Image
Maybe I should quit the business. There's no one left for me to love. Mama's dead. Mr. Burns couldn't care less about… — Bobby Darin Copy Share Image
“I’m taking my baby mama home for her afternoon nap,” Jasper announces. “That’s code for he wants to have sex,” Ellie adds.… — M.S. Force Copy Share Image
When Mama starts to move across a room, people pay attention. You can never be sure she's not going to grab you… — Bailey White Copy Share Image
“I'll make you scream for your mama, and then I'll fuck you in front of her. And you'll like it. Is this… — Sidelined Mercy Celeste Copy Share Image
My mama didn't see it comin, my daddy was there. What's my excuse? Cartoons were the root. Started with Yosemite Sam With… — Pusha T Copy Share Image
I'm always picturing her, whenever I make a catch, her reaction. And sometimes, when I drop a ball, I'm like, 'Darn it.… — DeAndre Hopkins Copy Share Image
“For all the pain you suffered, my mama. For all the torment of your past and future years, my mama. For all… — Chaim Potok Copy Share Image
The first thing that always pops into my head regarding our president, is that all of the people who are setting up… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO STUPID... Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order. Yo mama so stupid she… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“Dad used to tell Mama he hurt us because he loved us too much. She’d sit in her rocker and he’d kneel… — Natalie C. Parker Copy Share Image
“When I was a child, Mama had the best voice of all the members of the church. She had loved to sing.… — Siri Mitchell Copy Share Image
When you go into mama-bear mode and have no choice but to just go with the flow, that's kind of when I… — Ayesha Curry Copy Share Image
On the evenings when my parents held parties, the drawing-room mirrors multiplied to infinity the scintillations of a crystal chandelier. Mama would… — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
“I'm not sure what kind of love you mean, baby, but if you mean do I want you to be with me… — S.E. Hall Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.” — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
I would do anything to have my mama back, even if it was just for a day, I miss her so so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mama sewed the rags together, sewing every piece with love. She made my coat of many colors that I was proud of. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
“Trust Mama to start a hypnotism-based cult with a nudist body slave.” — Cat Amesbury Copy Share Image
Ome kids in Italy call me 'Mama Jazz; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don't call me 'Grandma… — Ella Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“Something Mama liked to say: “I love Jesus, but some of his representatives sure make my ass tired.” — Edward Kelsey Moore Copy Share Image
Mama think I'm a play on play serial killa. Fruitloop biting my mind like Godzilla. — Twiztid Copy Share Image
Pop ya kickstand little mama I'm the Nickster. I'll pop you then I'll pop your little sister. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Yo mama's so stupid that she rubbed j!zz all over her face thinking it was Olay. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
“You're wrong, Mama. The world's beautiful, but you're so busy being disappointed in everything you don't see it!!” — Beth Hoffman Copy Share Image
“[sic]Keep looking up, Mama used to tell me. There's nothing on the ground but your feet.” — Lee Martin Copy Share Image
“And Mama and Papa did have ten children… It was all exceedingly embarrassing. Mary” — Sally MacKenzie Copy Share Image
If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail! — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“My mother is my friend Who shares with me her bread All my hopelessness cured! Her company makes me secured!” — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
“Life can give everything to whoever who tries to understand and is willing to receive new knowledge. ~Mama” — Pramoedya Ananta Toer Copy Share Image
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