Yo momma's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she yelled Who threw a rock — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I cried as a child nobody heard except my mama.Now that I put a piece of writing every body heard of… — Amadu Amaru Copy Share Image
I Let Her Meet My Mama And Gave Her All Of Me She Had So Many Secrets They We're as Tall As… — Aeezy Copy Share Image
Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, 'we don't do curtains.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It don't gotta be Mother's Day, or your birthday, for me to just call and say Hey Mama — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Oh that's what he left? Let his mama pick it up. Might back up on it, VROOM VROOM wit the pick-up truck. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
There is only room for a certain amount of black actresses in this industry. I don't want to fall into the zone… — Selita Ebanks Copy Share Image
“What the color is, who the daddy be, who the mama is don't mean nothin'. We a family, carin' for each other.… — Kathleen Grissom Copy Share Image
“Mama had indeed risen up with a ferocity I didn’t think she possessed. I’d been wrong about her my whole life. Her… — Marie Benedict Copy Share Image
'Dear Mama' is my favorite song from Tupac, man. It touches you, and I think that that's the most important thing with… — Demetrius Shipp, Jr Copy Share Image
I don't know if mama was right, that we each have a destiny, or if if was Lt Dan, that we are… — Winston Groom Copy Share Image
“No, Mama. The sweetest hallelujah will be when Billie can walk in the front door of any place she pleases, and nobody… — Elaine Hussey Copy Share Image
“Happiness is free, Mama says, as sure as the blinkin' stars, the withered arms the trees throw down for our fires, the… — Emily Murdoch Copy Share Image
I saw three shrimp in the water, two were old and gray. I swam a little closer, and I heard the third… — Elvis Presley Copy Share Image
I found it curious that people kept animals for companionship and not food. When I'd asked Mama Oaks when she planned to… — Ann Aguirre Copy Share Image
It's kind of cheesy, but my mama, who you all have seen on the show, says to cook for your man. She's… — Jessie James Decker Copy Share Image
It was the world of Southern, rural, black growing up, of folks sitting on porches day and night, of folks calling your… — Bell Hooks Copy Share Image
My mama is my best friend. We have fun, we can talk about anything, she always is on my side but really… — Reba McEntire Copy Share Image
“Suenos. Dulces Suenos. He must be painting upstairs. I can feel it. I remember when his father was just a baby and… — Rafael Alvarez Copy Share Image
Now, Mama, Papa, and sir," said Ramses, "please withdraw to the farthest corner and crouch down with your backs turned. It is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm kind of like a guy who's missing a little bit of the guy gene. Like, I love steak, but the notion… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Mama was a country woman with a whole lot of common sense. She understood what most of our neighbors didn't - that… — Ray Charles Copy Share Image
Most children's first words are 'Mama' or 'Daddy.' Mine were, 'Do I have to use my own money?' — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
MY LIL BABE GIRL MAMA WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT IDC HOW FAR YOU ARE — ANTOINETTE Copy Share Image
Mama, don't forget to put a little monument on my tomb when I'm dead. — Alexei Nikolaevich, Tsarevich of Russia Copy Share Image
“My boy doesn’t want to come out of there baby, he missed his mama.” — Jordan Silver Copy Share Image
Oh! Moon of Alabama We now must say good-bye We've lost our good old mama And must have whiskey Oh, you know… — Bertolt Brecht Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and stupid,she got offensive when buzz lightyear said to Infiniti and beyond — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Imma get ya a little something that your sister and your mama never had. — Travis McCoy Copy Share Image
There ain't nobody I'd rather have alongside me in a fight than my mama with a broken bottle in her hand. — Hank Williams Copy Share Image
My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for.' — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
“My mama always told me, that if you can't find something to live for, you best find something to die for.” — Tupac Copy Share Image
Mama lookin' good from her head to her feet. She 44, but she still lookin' sweet. — WillIAm Copy Share Image
I am very thankful and blessed to have a healthy and happy baby boy and baby mama. — Eric Church Copy Share Image
Mama used to say, you have to know someone a thousand days before you can glimpse her soul. — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
